a conversation between my manager justin and me;

ME (sneaking in the Takeaway door): oh... h-hey justin waz the happeh-hap?

JUSTIN: where are you comming from...?

ME: no where...

JUSTIN: did you go out for a cigarette without asking??

ME: mmmmayyyyybe...?

JUSTIN: you're still on the clock... the fuck is your problem!?

ME: my tables all have their food, two of them have paid, there's no food in the window to run, AND i didnt feel like bothering you so i left and was back before anyone noticed

JUSTIN: you mean anyone but me noticed am i right?

ME: mmmayyyyybe...?

JUSTIN: you know there's a reason why we dont let you out alone for smoke breaks...

ME (eyeroll): yeah

JUSTIN: What if you get mugged and loose all of the money you made for today

ME: you mean all of the 60 bucks i made of a double shift because no one came in to day because its fucking miserable outside?

JUSTIN: fuck you man i hope you DO get mugged

ME: well i hope your baby has down syndrome

JUSTIN: i'm gonna kick your ass...

ME: well then i'm gonna punch your wife in the stomach

JUSTIN: fag

ME: yeah keep talking cheese-dick...

JUSTIN: what are you on your gay period or something?

ME: (throws breadboard followed by a steak knife) D:<

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i love my job :3