Yeah, so… I really don't know what the Hell this is that I've been blessed with by one of my inconsiderate minions at the Factory. Now, pretty much EVERYONE I have any kind of contact with has whatever-this-is… Even my friggen' CATS are falling ill with it now. Ever been in a house with 20 (!) sick cats? Yeah, so, I pretty much told my favorite disease vector that if he ever gets me sick like this again, I'm going to bury him up to his neck and hang bacon from his ears- next to the gator pit.

That said, if the volumes of colorful liquids and semi solids escaping uncontrollably from my infected body are any indication, I'm going to be right as rain um… soonish. God, I would KILL to be able to cough right now. But hey, I've lost about 10 pounds, and the coughing and retching should really make for some awesome abs!