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14 years ago
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violet.caution
From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Yes.
What do you carry with you at all times?
A knife and a pen.
Are you a cuddler?
Nah.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Pasta, protein powder, some ammunition, rice.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
A lass I tutor
How are you feeling?
I haven't the words to describe it.
Is something wrong right now?
It's hard to know what to do to oppose something.
Are you mad at someone?
Nah.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
As there is zero chance of meeting a lass or any other person I could ever relate to, they are infinitely important.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Slept eight hours.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
One: me.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Nah, got stuff to do.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
Thousands, hahahahaha.
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
Probably... a certain Negro from the dark and devastated lands of South Korea.
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
For their sake, I hope not. But I doubt it.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Several weeks ago. It was immediately before I shoved her off--her high horse.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
Don't have a TV.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Why, so I can be a faggoth?
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nearly. I'd dislocated my shoulder from doing too many overhead DB presses.
Are you jealous of someone right now?
Many people.
Where is the person you like right now?
I'm right here.
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
Salsa. Straight.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Writing a story.
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
Sexiest has got to be... the face. Hail Slavic and Aryan girls.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yup.
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Fuck yeah.
Could you cry right now?
I've not cried for many years.
Are you okay with the life you live?
Obviously, or I'd be dead. >: P
Did you enjoy your day today?
I slept and kicked ass in class; fuck yeah.
Do you have a tattoo?
Nah, and I doubt I ever will.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
I would get one in my tongue if I ever got the impression that my oral sex giving skills were subpar. Of course, I'd have to meet a girl who I'd be willing to give oral to, and what are the odds of that?
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Nah, no one likes me that much.
What was the last thing you spent money for?
Protein powder. Ten pounds of ON double-rich chocolate deliciousness.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My cousin, the living likeness of Elyas Kashmiri.
Do you call it fall or autumn?
Fall.
11:11… Make a wish?
Nah.
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
No one.
What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Eating and writing.
Do you hold grudges?
Forever.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Maybe, eugh.
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Provided that they are based on hatred and a degree of individualism incomprehensible to most humans, I have no problems with them.
Who was your last text from?
Senor Padre.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
My squat dropped last year. I was almost in tears.
One thing you’re looking forward to?
Ron Paul 2012
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Never.
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Several times. I don't like it, because I am not an object.
What color is your camera?
Ain't got no camera.
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
N/A
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
*sobs* No. T_T
Are you wasting your time on someone?
I don't pursue people that don't accept me.
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren't supposed to?
Yeah.
By the way, what is your name?
Alex.
Are you currently in a relationship?
Nope.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Fuck no, hahaha.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Gray.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hey, read between the lines, pal.
violet.cautionFrom now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Yes.
What do you carry with you at all times?
A knife and a pen.
Are you a cuddler?
Nah.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Pasta, protein powder, some ammunition, rice.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
A lass I tutor
How are you feeling?
I haven't the words to describe it.
Is something wrong right now?
It's hard to know what to do to oppose something.
Are you mad at someone?
Nah.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
As there is zero chance of meeting a lass or any other person I could ever relate to, they are infinitely important.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Slept eight hours.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
One: me.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Nah, got stuff to do.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
Thousands, hahahahaha.
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
Probably... a certain Negro from the dark and devastated lands of South Korea.
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
For their sake, I hope not. But I doubt it.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Several weeks ago. It was immediately before I shoved her off--her high horse.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
Don't have a TV.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Why, so I can be a faggoth?
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nearly. I'd dislocated my shoulder from doing too many overhead DB presses.
Are you jealous of someone right now?
Many people.
Where is the person you like right now?
I'm right here.
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
Salsa. Straight.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Writing a story.
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
Sexiest has got to be... the face. Hail Slavic and Aryan girls.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yup.
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Fuck yeah.
Could you cry right now?
I've not cried for many years.
Are you okay with the life you live?
Obviously, or I'd be dead. >: P
Did you enjoy your day today?
I slept and kicked ass in class; fuck yeah.
Do you have a tattoo?
Nah, and I doubt I ever will.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
I would get one in my tongue if I ever got the impression that my oral sex giving skills were subpar. Of course, I'd have to meet a girl who I'd be willing to give oral to, and what are the odds of that?
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Nah, no one likes me that much.
What was the last thing you spent money for?
Protein powder. Ten pounds of ON double-rich chocolate deliciousness.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My cousin, the living likeness of Elyas Kashmiri.
Do you call it fall or autumn?
Fall.
11:11… Make a wish?
Nah.
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
No one.
What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Eating and writing.
Do you hold grudges?
Forever.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Maybe, eugh.
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Provided that they are based on hatred and a degree of individualism incomprehensible to most humans, I have no problems with them.
Who was your last text from?
Senor Padre.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
My squat dropped last year. I was almost in tears.
One thing you’re looking forward to?
Ron Paul 2012
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Never.
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Several times. I don't like it, because I am not an object.
What color is your camera?
Ain't got no camera.
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
N/A
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
*sobs* No. T_T
Are you wasting your time on someone?
I don't pursue people that don't accept me.
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren't supposed to?
Yeah.
By the way, what is your name?
Alex.
Are you currently in a relationship?
Nope.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Fuck no, hahaha.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Gray.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hey, read between the lines, pal.
Too true~