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Anthrocon Meme I love doing these.
14 years ago
General
When are you arriving?
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Scion XB
Where are you staying?
The Paul Westinberg
Where will you be?
I'll be in my bathroom crying the entire time.
What days are you going to be there?
Thursday to Monday i think?
Who will you be with?
Satan, Lady Gaga, George Michael, Elton John, Eminem, Coolio, Woodrow Wilson, NAughty By Nature, Da Brat, Toni Braxton, you know, the in crowd.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The dance competition (i'm not going to lie, i love that shit), the one where i fursuit and douche people's noses. Radecteur's "Comfortable wolves" panel. King Gourd's "Buying real estate" panel. Coopertom's "Meow meow meow" panel. Van-weasel's "Sweaty Dobes" panel. I'm hosting a snout stretching panel for anyone who's interested.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Dance Comp. i guess that should go here. Maybe the masquerade, but that never works out.
Will you be suiting?
No, my fursuit is for fucking and Bar mitzvahs, NOT FOR CONVENTIONS.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5901153/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4385866/
Do you do free art?
I will have home-made stickers with me, so please ask for one if you see me. I draw like shit at cons, i'm too nervous and jittery, but i'll try if you'd like.
Do you do trades?
Shirt Trades, yes
Pants trades, MAYBE.
Do you do badges?
Yes, i do badges that have nothing to do with your character, they are pictures here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5944753 I have 13 badges in total somewhere floating in the universe.
Do you do commissions?
Yes, i do commissions of my ass on a piece of paper with a bagel in the windshield of another canary's park view apartment with shoes on.
What are your limits to drawing?
I basically can't draw anything except houses, dogs with big noses, bondage, and appliances.
What is your gender?
Squirrel
How old are you?
28
How tall are you?
5'9"
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'M TAKEN. BY A GIRL!!!
Can I talk to you?
You won't be able to get a word in!!!! I'll grammar fuck you!!!
Can I touch you?
OH Fuck yes!!!!
How can I find you?
Nope!
Can I visit your room?
What are you? Some type of MALIGNANT GHOST??
Can I buy you drinks?
Yes, i hate paying for alcohol.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm as snuggly as an oyster. I'm as huggable as Don Knots.
Are you nice?
I'm a huge douchebag. Trust me.
Do you have an artist table?
Yeah RIGHT no one is going to pay for my shit.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Uh, my stuff is already on Deviant art, why would i need it to be in some lame ass art show??
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
You should go to your hotel room, shout on my FA page that you just saw me, and go back to the exact same spot and wait until i see it.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Surrounded by snouts.
You look busy/grumpy. Can I say hi?
I AM BUSY
I AM FUCKING GRUMPY.
I'm BRUMPSY
What/where will you be eating?
I'm a VEGAN so nowhere.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Yes of course.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Yes, i'm running out of room in it but yes.
Can I take your picture?
Yes you piece of shit. You better take 90 pictures of me with your automatic lens glare-fuck snapper. Clean the ass-juice off the lens first please.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
I have two main goals:
to get a picture with Poncho in suit
and to get a picture with LAv and Der in suit.
Also, flawless transitions between things and to hang out with everyone an equal and fulfilling amount of time.
Anything else?
Message me if you want to meet up, we can work it out. Or just look for a blue asshole with a jester's hat.
Thursday
How are you traveling?
Scion XB
Where are you staying?
The Paul Westinberg
Where will you be?
I'll be in my bathroom crying the entire time.
What days are you going to be there?
Thursday to Monday i think?
Who will you be with?
Satan, Lady Gaga, George Michael, Elton John, Eminem, Coolio, Woodrow Wilson, NAughty By Nature, Da Brat, Toni Braxton, you know, the in crowd.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The dance competition (i'm not going to lie, i love that shit), the one where i fursuit and douche people's noses. Radecteur's "Comfortable wolves" panel. King Gourd's "Buying real estate" panel. Coopertom's "Meow meow meow" panel. Van-weasel's "Sweaty Dobes" panel. I'm hosting a snout stretching panel for anyone who's interested.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Dance Comp. i guess that should go here. Maybe the masquerade, but that never works out.
Will you be suiting?
No, my fursuit is for fucking and Bar mitzvahs, NOT FOR CONVENTIONS.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5901153/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4385866/
Do you do free art?
I will have home-made stickers with me, so please ask for one if you see me. I draw like shit at cons, i'm too nervous and jittery, but i'll try if you'd like.
Do you do trades?
Shirt Trades, yes
Pants trades, MAYBE.
Do you do badges?
Yes, i do badges that have nothing to do with your character, they are pictures here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5944753 I have 13 badges in total somewhere floating in the universe.
Do you do commissions?
Yes, i do commissions of my ass on a piece of paper with a bagel in the windshield of another canary's park view apartment with shoes on.
What are your limits to drawing?
I basically can't draw anything except houses, dogs with big noses, bondage, and appliances.
What is your gender?
Squirrel
How old are you?
28
How tall are you?
5'9"
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'M TAKEN. BY A GIRL!!!
Can I talk to you?
You won't be able to get a word in!!!! I'll grammar fuck you!!!
Can I touch you?
OH Fuck yes!!!!
How can I find you?
Nope!
Can I visit your room?
What are you? Some type of MALIGNANT GHOST??
Can I buy you drinks?
Yes, i hate paying for alcohol.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm as snuggly as an oyster. I'm as huggable as Don Knots.
Are you nice?
I'm a huge douchebag. Trust me.
Do you have an artist table?
Yeah RIGHT no one is going to pay for my shit.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Uh, my stuff is already on Deviant art, why would i need it to be in some lame ass art show??
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
You should go to your hotel room, shout on my FA page that you just saw me, and go back to the exact same spot and wait until i see it.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Surrounded by snouts.
You look busy/grumpy. Can I say hi?
I AM BUSY
I AM FUCKING GRUMPY.
I'm BRUMPSY
What/where will you be eating?
I'm a VEGAN so nowhere.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Yes of course.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Yes, i'm running out of room in it but yes.
Can I take your picture?
Yes you piece of shit. You better take 90 pictures of me with your automatic lens glare-fuck snapper. Clean the ass-juice off the lens first please.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
I have two main goals:
to get a picture with Poncho in suit
and to get a picture with LAv and Der in suit.
Also, flawless transitions between things and to hang out with everyone an equal and fulfilling amount of time.
Anything else?
Message me if you want to meet up, we can work it out. Or just look for a blue asshole with a jester's hat.
No, my fursuit is for fucking and Bar mitzvahs, NOT FOR CONVENTIONS.<<
Can I be your mohel?
This is going to be the best album ever
SPEWIN DIRTY LIIIIIIIEEEEEES
also reading it as if I'm hearing your voice saying it makes it like, at least ten times more fun to read haha
Say have you heard that one George Michael song? With the sax?
I'm a huge douchebag. Trust me.
I think that's exactly why I like hanging out with you though. :\