1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Neck and solders,

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
white

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes

4. Do you plan outfits?
No, I'm a grab and go guy.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
ashamed...

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red
My cell phone

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
My wife wanted to breed these tiny lil spiders where one bite could kill ya. I loved it.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Always... tons of morons jaywalking these days.

9. What are you craving right now?
A warm naked woman...

10. Do you floss?
only when I shower

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbits...

12. Are you emotional?
Never, pisses a lot of people off.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
A few times

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Depends if its a cone or a sandwich

15. Do you like your hair?
I miss it, twas long and blond now its all shaved away.

16. Do you like yourself?
I have to, I don't think anyone else will.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Why not I often dine with stupid people.

18. What are you listening to right now?
The sounds of my own tormented soul as it dangles in the desert winds stripped, by the sands.

19. Are your parents strict?
They rarely every said two word to me other then where's your rent and you're in my way.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Can't heart mermors... my heart go boom...

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Yes.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
More then I care to, and not always in pleasent ways...

23. Do you rent movies often?
Not really can't afford it.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Lots of shit...

25. How many countries have you visited?
two, working on more...

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No, victom yes and I scared the kid so bad you'd think he really did believe I was going to reach through the phone rip out his spleen and whip him with it.

27. Ever been on a train?
Rode one crossed the US from Portland Oregon to Detroit Michigan

28. Brown or white eggs?
What its matter there all dead baby chickens.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
I do for now, soon they'll turn it off on me.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Yes, mango mellon

31. Do you own a gun?
No, if I'm going to kill it I want to be close enough to get blood on me. Where's the sport in hunting? Yeah, its got claws, horns, speed and strength. But you got a bullet a hundred yards away. That's like using a hand gernade to go fishing...

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My wife and son, yes I allowed to breed.

34. Are you too forgiving?
I forgive but I never forget

35. Ever been in love?
Yes

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Meeting his girlfriends parents for the first time.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes

38. Last time you cried?
2 years and 1 month ago.

39. What was the last question you asked?
"Why is their a spoon stuck in there?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer, I hate clothes...

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, three now more to come.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Is a pinquen a retarded bird?

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
No.

45. Favorite color?
Black, red, blue

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, only when playing.

47. Is your hair curly?
Nope...

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Arrow Smith's Greatest Hits

49. Do looks matter?
Unfortunitly they do... you don't need to be great, but you can't scare the black off a zebra ether.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I have...

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Sometimes

52. Do you like your life right now?
Not at all.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Some one as to.

55. Do you have good vision?
Not really....

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Not that I know of.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Often only cause I'm lonely.

58. The last person you held hands with?
My wife.

59. What are you wearing?
My glasses.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Felines

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Hell if I know.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Yes

63. Do you have a job?
Two of them and none of them are working me.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A sandwich with food stamps.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, for reasons I'd rather not say.