1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Crotch.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Dont have a hoodie

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I'm gonna say yes, but that would be a goodbye kiss

4. Do you plan outfits?
no

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Meh. Need noms.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red
Fire Extinguisher

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Uh.... pass.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Too early in the morning.

9. What are you craving right now?
Moar chocolate.

10. Do you floss?
No.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Sourkraut

12. Are you emotional?
yeah I am. but I'm not EMO.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Only when counting pennies

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick until it's more melted.

15. Do you like your hair?
Its not long, so yes

16. Do you like yourself?
No. I'm an idiot.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Maybe once.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Bronyville podcast.

19. Are your parents strict?
no.

20. Would you go sky diving?
why would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Have the bitch break in midair, THEN I'll go skydiving.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Does James Doohan count? I was 5 but I still met him.

23. Do you rent movies often?
no. I'm a pirate.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
nope

25. How many countries have you visited?
none. I haven't even visited THIS one.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
a few

27. Ever been on a train?
Yes

28. Brown or white eggs?
Ieither.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
I have an Android I know very little about. I don't have its charger and I was given it by a friend.

30. Do you use chap stick?
no

31. Do you own a gun?
not yet

32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
no one. lonely wolf.

34. Are you too forgiving?
yea..

35. Ever been in love?
yes.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
something fun that I can't join in on

37. Ever have cream puffs?
yep. they're great.

38. Last time you cried?
few days ago.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Why are you fucking with me, Karma?

40. Favorite time of the year?
none

41. Do you have any tattoos?
yes

42. Are you sarcastic?
NO!!!!

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
nah.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
YES

45. Favorite color?
Orange and blue

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes

47. Is your hair curly?
only when long, and I try to keep it from going long.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Bitch no one buys CDs anymore.

49. Do looks matter?
Yes they do. Now.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends on what they cheated at.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Dont have one

52. Do you like your life right now?
No. Nononononononono. I hate it. Hate hate HATE it!

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Sometimes

54. Can you handle the truth?
about what?

55. Do you have good vision?
pretty good

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
no

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
not often enough

58. The last person you held hands with?
Kakani.

59. What are you wearing?
NYPD shirt and black swim trunks

60.What is your favorite animal?
There are way too many cool animals out there to pick one favorite. I do really like snow leopards though...

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I dont have a favorite picture. anymore...

62. Can you hula hoop?
never tried

63. Do you have a job?
No...

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
uhm... IDK...

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes