Bernard: What do they want from me? Why can't they leave me alone? I mean, what do they want from me?
Manny: They want to buy books.
Bernard: Yeah, but why me? Why do they come to me?
Manny: Well, because you sell books.
Bernard: Yeah, I know... but...
Good ol' Bernard. Dylan Moran is comedic genius!
Bernard: What do they want from me? Why can't they leave me alone? I mean, what do they want from me?
Manny: They want to buy books.
Bernard: Yeah, but why me? Why do they come to me?
Manny: Well, because you sell books.
Bernard: Yeah, I know... but...
Man I was in stitches! Love Brittish comedy.
Also Dylan Moran's stand up acts. He is pretty much playing himself as Bernard in Black Books.
Only Scottish.