sex meme ... im insane ..
14 years ago
General
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Uhhh , both
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Pic
Vibrator or Dildo?
N/A
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights off, or dimmed.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy.
Spanking?
I like to spank ...
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During
During sex
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Elevator.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Silk scarf.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Don't do threesomes
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Sex while strangers watch, or sex in semi-public.
Newly Discovered fetish?
Only one shall kno X3
Master or slave?
I tend to be dominant but i can be both
Slut or whore?
Neither?
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light.
Whispering or screaming?
Yelling, cursing, screaming, growling , LOUD!!!!
Ever lost your sanity?
Moments of bliss .. and well uhh funny noises .. heh ..
Submissive?
Very rarely
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Warm.
Relationship Status:
Taken.
Orientation:
Bi , leaning more towards women
Body type:
Muscled chest , athletic
Religion:
Uhhhh right because this has to do with my sex life ..
Smoke / Drink:
Occasional drink
Your Weakness
I have many , be specific ....
Your Best Physical Feature:
I don't .. really kno ..
Your Bedtime:
Between 11 and 2.
In the past week have you masturbated:
Nope.
Number of peircings
1 right ear
Number of Tattoos:
None.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Nah.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Gah... okay .. okay ...13 .....
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Yep.
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus
Nooooo !!!!
Do you like penetration of the anus?
I'm bi you tell me ..
Have you ever tried fisting?
Holy Fuck .... no
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires on a scale 1 to 10
Depends , is Adam Lambert on ? JK depends on my mood
Nymphomaniacal?
Heh .... you don't kno the half of it ...
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Sometimes. Damn, that was a long drive to bart .....
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
No
Do you ever have phone sex?
I've done it once.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Lol no
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No.
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defied your "normal" orientation
Define ... normal ...
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
In video games
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Nope.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
No , but I love it when girls where sexy ass shoes
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Mmhmmm
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Doesn't change much
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Nope.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Gah no ..
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Seriously ... NO
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
I have no shame ... define flashing someone lol
Are you a sadist or masochist?
Neither.
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Spanked
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
No
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
I bite ... a lot .... Hehe
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
I've been bitten plenty
Do you like bondage
I'm just discovering my submissive side so i don't kno
Like to be tied up?
Uhhhh, I'm not sure ..
Like to tie up partner?
Not sure
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No.
If so, what gender were your partners?
N/A
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
One
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
One
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
NO. It isnt intimate at all
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Lololol XDDDDDD
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
No
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
*gags* No.
Uhhh , both
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Pic
Vibrator or Dildo?
N/A
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights off, or dimmed.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy.
Spanking?
I like to spank ...
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During
During sex
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Elevator.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Silk scarf.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Don't do threesomes
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Sex while strangers watch, or sex in semi-public.
Newly Discovered fetish?
Only one shall kno X3
Master or slave?
I tend to be dominant but i can be both
Slut or whore?
Neither?
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light.
Whispering or screaming?
Yelling, cursing, screaming, growling , LOUD!!!!
Ever lost your sanity?
Moments of bliss .. and well uhh funny noises .. heh ..
Submissive?
Very rarely
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Warm.
Relationship Status:
Taken.
Orientation:
Bi , leaning more towards women
Body type:
Muscled chest , athletic
Religion:
Uhhhh right because this has to do with my sex life ..
Smoke / Drink:
Occasional drink
Your Weakness
I have many , be specific ....
Your Best Physical Feature:
I don't .. really kno ..
Your Bedtime:
Between 11 and 2.
In the past week have you masturbated:
Nope.
Number of peircings
1 right ear
Number of Tattoos:
None.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Nah.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Gah... okay .. okay ...13 .....
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Yep.
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus
Nooooo !!!!
Do you like penetration of the anus?
I'm bi you tell me ..
Have you ever tried fisting?
Holy Fuck .... no
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires on a scale 1 to 10
Depends , is Adam Lambert on ? JK depends on my mood
Nymphomaniacal?
Heh .... you don't kno the half of it ...
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Sometimes. Damn, that was a long drive to bart .....
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
No
Do you ever have phone sex?
I've done it once.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Lol no
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No.
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defied your "normal" orientation
Define ... normal ...
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
In video games
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Nope.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
No , but I love it when girls where sexy ass shoes
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Mmhmmm
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Doesn't change much
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Nope.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Gah no ..
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Seriously ... NO
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
I have no shame ... define flashing someone lol
Are you a sadist or masochist?
Neither.
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Spanked
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
No
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
I bite ... a lot .... Hehe
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
I've been bitten plenty
Do you like bondage
I'm just discovering my submissive side so i don't kno
Like to be tied up?
Uhhhh, I'm not sure ..
Like to tie up partner?
Not sure
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No.
If so, what gender were your partners?
N/A
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
One
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
One
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
NO. It isnt intimate at all
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Lololol XDDDDDD
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
No
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
*gags* No.
FA+

Yeah that sure was a long drive.. Though it certainly wasn't the longest.
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