POKEMONZ!!! >:O
14 years ago
General
So...
I was sent a link to a list of Pokemon from the new Black and White game.
Because of the fact that I wasn't impressed with the Pokemon I had seen from the previous game,
I was a little surprised when more than a few Pokemon caught my eye in the list that had been sent me…
Just for the fun of it, I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret:
What I think of more than a few of these Pokemon.
For Starters I would definitely choose SNIVY.
I like reptiles and Grass Pokemon.
Also, this Starter's final Evolved form doesn't make me wrinkle my nose.
Moving on down the list we have PURRLOIN, which then evolves in to a LIEPARD.
I was a fan of SKITTY and DELCATTY in Generation 3 so it only makes sense that these new slim cats would catch my eye.
Unlike the hideous… THINGS… they put in the last game…
I don't think I would catch this Pokemon, but I like SIMISAGE.
It reminds me of Elvis, and a little bit of that monkey dude from Digimon...
MUNNA caught my eye not only because it's cute, but because it was history in the making.
The longest foreshadowing in a game/series ever.
As you shall see here ---> http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/.....9690522563.png
PIDOVE is definitely the flying Pokemon I would catch.
Most likely.
I never really liked PIGEY from the first series.
It was always a little bit boring to me.
In Pokemon Emerald I was very fond of SWABLU instead of TAILLOW.
The 2nd evolutionary state of this Flying Pokemon has the puffy feathers that I was fond of on the SWABLU, but it doesn't appeal to me as much as the last form it takes.
When I first laid eyes on ROGGENROLA I asked myself, "What the hell is that?"
To me, it looked like an olive that had gone bad.
But then, after scrolling through it's evolutionary chart I was like, "FUKK YEAAAAA! ROGGENROLA!"
Not only do I find the past-it's-due-date-olive cute, but it's name is highly addictive.
Say it out loud three times and try not to get hyped up… I dare you <____<
So… here's something I've been pissed off about since the first series.
The Tadpole Pokemon always get screwed over.
TYMPOLE is adorable!
As was POLYWAG from the first series… and then it evolved into… what? ._.
I mean, it's not that I hate the design for POLIWHIRL, POLIWRATH and POLITOAD, I just think they could have been a little cuter?
LIKE POLYWAG WAS!!! D:<
…and the same thing happens to TYMPOLE when it evolves into… whatever PALPITOAD is supposed to be… and then a giant toad that looks like it has brain damage when it evolves in to a SEISMITOAD.
Away from the rage and we meet my FAVOURITE.
The Pokemon in this series that most appeals, and I think represents me.
SEWADDLE.
It's not just SEWADDLE I like, all of it's evolutionary stages catch my eye.
SEWADDLE is cute, and I find with each and every new game, the series fails to make bug Pokemon that are cute AND cool at the same time, or in different evolutionary stages.
SWADLOON, when I first laid eyes on it, was like looking into a Poke'Mirror.
Vacant expression, dressed in all green, wrapped up in a blanket. I'm always wrapped up in a blanket. Even in warm weather I like to have a sheet over my shoulders. It's a comfort thing, you know?
Then we move on to the final stage of evolution, LEAVANNY. I've always wanted to own a Preying Mantis. I think they're pretty damn cool. I also pretend to be a Preying Mantis quite a lot.
I think they should have changed the male/female ratio % to females being higher, though… I think that would be funny >:3
All in all… I think this is "MY" Pokemon for this series… definitely.
Right after LEAVANNY we see a less than impressive Bug Type called VENIPEDE… but as I had been scrolling through these Pokemon, I realized that they get a little more impressive looking as they evolve.
As did VENIPEDE when I laid eyes on Scolipepe.
Very different… but not weird looking or disappointing.
I would definitely want to ride on it's back :3
Of course most Grass Pokemon are going to catch my eye.
Because they're green!
PETILIL is one of the many Grass Types I would be adding to my collection.
Not only because it's cute, but because it's evolved form, LILLIGANT, makes me smile.
Why?
Because it reminds me of a Bellossom, but doesn't seem half as annoying.
Hermit crabs.
I've been wanting one since I was about 11.
So when I stumbled upon DWEBBLE and saw it's beady little eyes, how could I not want to beat it into submission, and then throw a ball at it? <_<
Seriously, though, I don't know how anyone could think this little fella isn't cute.
It's evolved form, CRUSTLE, is a little less appealing to me, but at least it's not hideous, which I'm glad it didn't turn out to be.
I think YAMASK is an interesting Pokemon, but it's pre-evolved and final evolved forms aren't that great looking.
Don't get me wrong, I've watched DOZENS of Documentaries on Egypt and the tombs, so I thought I would be thrilled when I heard there was a Pokemon modelled after those things.
Until I actually SAW COFAGRIGUS, though… I'm just not really all that impressed, it all…
MINCCINO is this series' PIKACHU.
Every girl is going to want one, and I'm a girl, so I want one >____>
There's not much to say about it and it's evolved form.
They're rather plain, and there's not much that stands out about them to me besides the fact that they're cute… =\
Moving on…
GOTHITA… OH MY GOD THEY MADE A POKEMON ESPECIALLY MODELLED AFTER GOTHS?
Yes, they did, but I think they failed just a little…
Not only did they fail with the design, but also with the fact that it's a Psychic Type, rather than what I thought it would be; a Dark Type.
A little Gothic pun there, for all you non-conformists…
I'm sorry if there's people reading this that aren't agreeing with me…
I just don't think that GOTHITA, GOTHORITA and GOTHITELLE should have been named or modelled after Goths.
Also, this is the Internet… no one agrees with anyone <_<
Next we have SOLOSIS…
What the… what the fuck? O_O
It looks like a male sex toy… That's all I see…
…also, the fact that the word "solo" is in the name just heightens my suspicions >_>
………
………
………
ASS! >n<
IT'S AN ASS-LOOKING LOVE TOY MADE FOR MEN!!!
………
………
*ahem*
Moving on down the line we encounter a fairytale-turned-Pokemon.
The ugly DUCKLETT, if you will, evolves into a beautiful SWANNA.
Like I had stated previously, I was a big fan of SWABLU and ALTARIA and this Pokemon makes me think of them.
Obviously, if you haven't noticed so far, a lot of Pokemon that I like are similar to ones that I liked from previous Generations…
GIVE ME SAWSBUCK OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!
When I landed on DEERLING's page I thought, "Cute… kind of like Bambi", but wasn't expecting it's evolved form to be like "The Prince"
I was expecting something more along like lines of STANTLER, or SHYAMIN's Sky Forme…
What the fuck was up with that, by the way?
Even SUICUNE doesn't make me as in awe as this new Pokemon.
I LOVES IT! *tantrum*
I'm not sure why I like this Pokemon so much, but people are going to start thinking bad things if I keep on the subject for too long, so moving on now…
I like spiders, and I like electricity, even though I've never owned a lot of Electric Pokemon.
JOLTEON and PIKACHU were probably the only ones I ever used frequently.
But now I have JOLTIK and GALVANTULA to look forward to.
I think GALVANTULA's design is pretty well thought out.
I like it.
LITWICK is cute, definitely, but hardly impressive.
Then I scrolled through LAMPENT thinking, "I could live without this Pokemon"…
Until I hit the last stage of Evolution…
I would get this Pokemon JUST because CHANDELURE reminds me of a Heartless from Kingdom Hearts…
Yup…
BOUFFALANT…
What can I say?
It's a Buffalo with an afro, cool face markings, intense eyes, and horn rings <_<
It's bad ass.
LARVESTA!
I'm glad I got to see this Pokemon.
Not only is it a Bug AND Fire Type, but they've managed to make it look cool.
Which is saying a lot since they keep messing up with BOTH those categories some how…
VOLCARONA also catches my eye. It's wings make me think of Tiger Lilies.
VIRIZION I would be attempting to catch, for obvious reasons.
It's design is appealing, and it is green…
I'm not sure what to think of MELOETTA as I've only ever seen a Sprite of it…
But from what I CAN see, it has green sheet music hair, and what looks to be a butterfly-ish looking pin in it's "hair."
So, if that's the case, I'll probably be trying to beat it up and throw Pokeballs at it.
I was sent a link to a list of Pokemon from the new Black and White game.
Because of the fact that I wasn't impressed with the Pokemon I had seen from the previous game,
I was a little surprised when more than a few Pokemon caught my eye in the list that had been sent me…
Just for the fun of it, I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret:
What I think of more than a few of these Pokemon.
For Starters I would definitely choose SNIVY.
I like reptiles and Grass Pokemon.
Also, this Starter's final Evolved form doesn't make me wrinkle my nose.
Moving on down the list we have PURRLOIN, which then evolves in to a LIEPARD.
I was a fan of SKITTY and DELCATTY in Generation 3 so it only makes sense that these new slim cats would catch my eye.
Unlike the hideous… THINGS… they put in the last game…
I don't think I would catch this Pokemon, but I like SIMISAGE.
It reminds me of Elvis, and a little bit of that monkey dude from Digimon...
MUNNA caught my eye not only because it's cute, but because it was history in the making.
The longest foreshadowing in a game/series ever.
As you shall see here ---> http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/.....9690522563.png
PIDOVE is definitely the flying Pokemon I would catch.
Most likely.
I never really liked PIGEY from the first series.
It was always a little bit boring to me.
In Pokemon Emerald I was very fond of SWABLU instead of TAILLOW.
The 2nd evolutionary state of this Flying Pokemon has the puffy feathers that I was fond of on the SWABLU, but it doesn't appeal to me as much as the last form it takes.
When I first laid eyes on ROGGENROLA I asked myself, "What the hell is that?"
To me, it looked like an olive that had gone bad.
But then, after scrolling through it's evolutionary chart I was like, "FUKK YEAAAAA! ROGGENROLA!"
Not only do I find the past-it's-due-date-olive cute, but it's name is highly addictive.
Say it out loud three times and try not to get hyped up… I dare you <____<
So… here's something I've been pissed off about since the first series.
The Tadpole Pokemon always get screwed over.
TYMPOLE is adorable!
As was POLYWAG from the first series… and then it evolved into… what? ._.
I mean, it's not that I hate the design for POLIWHIRL, POLIWRATH and POLITOAD, I just think they could have been a little cuter?
LIKE POLYWAG WAS!!! D:<
…and the same thing happens to TYMPOLE when it evolves into… whatever PALPITOAD is supposed to be… and then a giant toad that looks like it has brain damage when it evolves in to a SEISMITOAD.
Away from the rage and we meet my FAVOURITE.
The Pokemon in this series that most appeals, and I think represents me.
SEWADDLE.
It's not just SEWADDLE I like, all of it's evolutionary stages catch my eye.
SEWADDLE is cute, and I find with each and every new game, the series fails to make bug Pokemon that are cute AND cool at the same time, or in different evolutionary stages.
SWADLOON, when I first laid eyes on it, was like looking into a Poke'Mirror.
Vacant expression, dressed in all green, wrapped up in a blanket. I'm always wrapped up in a blanket. Even in warm weather I like to have a sheet over my shoulders. It's a comfort thing, you know?
Then we move on to the final stage of evolution, LEAVANNY. I've always wanted to own a Preying Mantis. I think they're pretty damn cool. I also pretend to be a Preying Mantis quite a lot.
I think they should have changed the male/female ratio % to females being higher, though… I think that would be funny >:3
All in all… I think this is "MY" Pokemon for this series… definitely.
Right after LEAVANNY we see a less than impressive Bug Type called VENIPEDE… but as I had been scrolling through these Pokemon, I realized that they get a little more impressive looking as they evolve.
As did VENIPEDE when I laid eyes on Scolipepe.
Very different… but not weird looking or disappointing.
I would definitely want to ride on it's back :3
Of course most Grass Pokemon are going to catch my eye.
Because they're green!
PETILIL is one of the many Grass Types I would be adding to my collection.
Not only because it's cute, but because it's evolved form, LILLIGANT, makes me smile.
Why?
Because it reminds me of a Bellossom, but doesn't seem half as annoying.
Hermit crabs.
I've been wanting one since I was about 11.
So when I stumbled upon DWEBBLE and saw it's beady little eyes, how could I not want to beat it into submission, and then throw a ball at it? <_<
Seriously, though, I don't know how anyone could think this little fella isn't cute.
It's evolved form, CRUSTLE, is a little less appealing to me, but at least it's not hideous, which I'm glad it didn't turn out to be.
I think YAMASK is an interesting Pokemon, but it's pre-evolved and final evolved forms aren't that great looking.
Don't get me wrong, I've watched DOZENS of Documentaries on Egypt and the tombs, so I thought I would be thrilled when I heard there was a Pokemon modelled after those things.
Until I actually SAW COFAGRIGUS, though… I'm just not really all that impressed, it all…
MINCCINO is this series' PIKACHU.
Every girl is going to want one, and I'm a girl, so I want one >____>
There's not much to say about it and it's evolved form.
They're rather plain, and there's not much that stands out about them to me besides the fact that they're cute… =\
Moving on…
GOTHITA… OH MY GOD THEY MADE A POKEMON ESPECIALLY MODELLED AFTER GOTHS?
Yes, they did, but I think they failed just a little…
Not only did they fail with the design, but also with the fact that it's a Psychic Type, rather than what I thought it would be; a Dark Type.
A little Gothic pun there, for all you non-conformists…
I'm sorry if there's people reading this that aren't agreeing with me…
I just don't think that GOTHITA, GOTHORITA and GOTHITELLE should have been named or modelled after Goths.
Also, this is the Internet… no one agrees with anyone <_<
Next we have SOLOSIS…
What the… what the fuck? O_O
It looks like a male sex toy… That's all I see…
…also, the fact that the word "solo" is in the name just heightens my suspicions >_>
………
………
………
ASS! >n<
IT'S AN ASS-LOOKING LOVE TOY MADE FOR MEN!!!
………
………
*ahem*
Moving on down the line we encounter a fairytale-turned-Pokemon.
The ugly DUCKLETT, if you will, evolves into a beautiful SWANNA.
Like I had stated previously, I was a big fan of SWABLU and ALTARIA and this Pokemon makes me think of them.
Obviously, if you haven't noticed so far, a lot of Pokemon that I like are similar to ones that I liked from previous Generations…
GIVE ME SAWSBUCK OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!
When I landed on DEERLING's page I thought, "Cute… kind of like Bambi", but wasn't expecting it's evolved form to be like "The Prince"
I was expecting something more along like lines of STANTLER, or SHYAMIN's Sky Forme…
What the fuck was up with that, by the way?
Even SUICUNE doesn't make me as in awe as this new Pokemon.
I LOVES IT! *tantrum*
I'm not sure why I like this Pokemon so much, but people are going to start thinking bad things if I keep on the subject for too long, so moving on now…
I like spiders, and I like electricity, even though I've never owned a lot of Electric Pokemon.
JOLTEON and PIKACHU were probably the only ones I ever used frequently.
But now I have JOLTIK and GALVANTULA to look forward to.
I think GALVANTULA's design is pretty well thought out.
I like it.
LITWICK is cute, definitely, but hardly impressive.
Then I scrolled through LAMPENT thinking, "I could live without this Pokemon"…
Until I hit the last stage of Evolution…
I would get this Pokemon JUST because CHANDELURE reminds me of a Heartless from Kingdom Hearts…
Yup…
BOUFFALANT…
What can I say?
It's a Buffalo with an afro, cool face markings, intense eyes, and horn rings <_<
It's bad ass.
LARVESTA!
I'm glad I got to see this Pokemon.
Not only is it a Bug AND Fire Type, but they've managed to make it look cool.
Which is saying a lot since they keep messing up with BOTH those categories some how…
VOLCARONA also catches my eye. It's wings make me think of Tiger Lilies.
VIRIZION I would be attempting to catch, for obvious reasons.
It's design is appealing, and it is green…
I'm not sure what to think of MELOETTA as I've only ever seen a Sprite of it…
But from what I CAN see, it has green sheet music hair, and what looks to be a butterfly-ish looking pin in it's "hair."
So, if that's the case, I'll probably be trying to beat it up and throw Pokeballs at it.
Boxiebrown
~boxiebrown
You're saying all of these new Pokemon names and I'm left dumbfounded. Don't get me wrong, I have Black version and I watch the anime, but because I watched the anime with subs I know everyone by the Japanese name. I must have spent 20 minutes googling everyone and going 'Who the fuck is Snivy....ohhhh Tsutarja! That's my starter.' 'What the Christ is a Leavanny? Oh derp it's Hahakomori.' I think it was the first time I've never known something in English but have in another language haha
jpalo
~jpalo
Sawsbuck, eh? Don't know if you noticed, but Sawsbuck has 4 different forms depending on what month you catch it in. Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. You gonna try to catch all 4 forms?
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