FAIL TROLL IS FAIL
14 years ago
An odd encounter I just had with some ass hole. Just had to share
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jayfisk@live.com.au: Heard you need a drummer?
Striker: Yeah
jayfisk@live.com.au: So, What type of tempo are you lookin' for.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I can do fast
jayfisk@live.com.au: that's about it.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Derp
jayfisk@live.com.au: You got a mic? I can't be fucked typing
Striker: Yeah
jayfisk@live.com.au: Answer the fucking call.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Screw it.
Striker: I'm using Trillion. Don't think it's compatible
jayfisk@live.com.au: Meh
jayfisk@live.com.au: So anyway
jayfisk@live.com.au: Want a sample from me and my sister?
jayfisk@live.com.au: You can search up her band on google
jayfisk@live.com.au: "The Agonist"
Striker: k
Striker: Where are you from?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Australia
jayfisk@live.com.au: ...
jayfisk@live.com.au: Problem?
Striker: I thought I've heard of The Agonist before. One of my favorite bands
jayfisk@live.com.au: Awesome.
Striker: So are you living in Australia now?
jayfisk@live.com.au: At the moment, Yeah.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Where are you at the moment?
Striker: Ottumwa, Iowa. USA
jayfisk@live.com.au: Ah
jayfisk@live.com.au: I suppose I could try and make it over if things go down right, but first...
jayfisk@live.com.au: I don't even know you
jayfisk@live.com.au: so yeah
Striker: You on Facebook?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yeah
jayfisk@live.com.au: Look for the profile pic with Engie in it
jayfisk@live.com.au: If you don't know who Engie is
jayfisk@live.com.au: Get the fuck out/
Striker: DSL is being a bitch.
jayfisk@live.com.au: DSL is for cheap cunts.
Striker: www.facebook.com/clintwalker.theguitarist
Striker: That's my mother in a nut shell
jayfisk@live.com.au: Oh God.
jayfisk@live.com.au: On second thought
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'M NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR A GOD DAMN FURFAG. GOOD DAY SIR.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Leave your interesting comments in ther section BELOW.
jayfisk@live.com.au: The*
Striker: Well in that case I didn't want a cock sucking prick for a drummer anyway
jayfisk@live.com.au: COCK SUCKING PRICK? LOL, YOU'RE THE FURFAG, YOU CUNTS ARE ALWAYS BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR A COCK.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Go Yiff In Hell, Mate.
Striker: I find it hard to believe anyone still believes that troll bullshit.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Orly? Go suck a cock and play with your shitstained fursuit some more.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I had a wheel once. Sketched /b/ onto it.
It wasn't long after it started trolling down a hill. :I
Striker: You're making no sence
jayfisk@live.com.au: Says you.
jayfisk@live.com.au: You dickheads never make any sense
jayfisk@live.com.au: Why the fuck am I still talking to you?
jayfisk@live.com.au: ORIGHT
Striker: You're an idiot. That's why
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're Being Recorded.
jayfisk@live.com.au: THAT'S WHY.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Your mother is so fat the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow
Striker: Yippy.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mhmm.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Now go play some of your shit music.
Striker: I will return to blaring Iced Earth.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Pff
jayfisk@live.com.au: You call that shit heavy?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Gorefest motherfucker, Look it up.
Striker: OMG!!! I ACTUALLY CAN"T STAND TECHNO CRAP!!! SHOCKING RIGHT?!?
jayfisk@live.com.au: OH
jayfisk@live.com.au: SHIT
jayfisk@live.com.au: A FURRY
jayfisk@live.com.au: THAT DOESN'T LIKE RAVE?
Striker: God damn annoying
jayfisk@live.com.au: O________________________________o
Striker: Not to mention I'm an athiest
jayfisk@live.com.au: Bullshit, you still belive in all the furry shit.
jayfisk@live.com.au: How can you think that you're an animal?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Like
jayfisk@live.com.au: WTF?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fucking perverted cunt
Striker: I don't
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yes, you do.
Striker: Although, humans are technically animals, but aside from that
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yes, but we don't think that animal porn is good/Think fucking animals are good.
Striker: Intelligent cartoon animals are just cool
jayfisk@live.com.au: No, They're Not.
Striker: It's fiction. 90% of furries realise it's fiction
jayfisk@live.com.au: They're Fucking Childish Icons
jayfisk@live.com.au: More like 99% Of them DON'T.
Striker: Animal porn is only fun when there are boobs involved :/
jayfisk@live.com.au: ANIMAL PORN IS FUCKING WRONG
jayfisk@live.com.au: DUDE
jayfisk@live.com.au: YOU SICK
jayfisk@live.com.au: PERVERTED
jayfisk@live.com.au: FUCKING
jayfisk@live.com.au: ZOOPHILE
Striker: You clearly missed the intended humor there
jayfisk@live.com.au: Humor? Since when do you furfags have a sense of humor better than I rock?
jayfisk@live.com.au: A*
Striker: Grow up little child. the answers will come.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Bwahahaha
jayfisk@live.com.au: Little Child?
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're talking to an ex-furfag that later discoverd your dark secrets
jayfisk@live.com.au: Discovered*
Striker: It's what you make of it, not what the mainstream media or trolls say it is
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yeah, Sure.
jayfisk@live.com.au: You fuck animals
jayfisk@live.com.au: Run around in shitstained fursuits
jayfisk@live.com.au: and THINK you're an animal
Striker: I'm not in to that fucked up shit. Nether are any of the local furs I hang out with
jayfisk@live.com.au: The reason you call them FURS
jayfisk@live.com.au: IS BECUASE ALL OF THE SHIT
jayfisk@live.com.au: Is True.
Striker: How old are you?
jayfisk@live.com.au: 27
Striker: Why do you act like you're 14?
jayfisk@live.com.au: I don't
Striker: You've got a video game character for your facebook picture
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're just too stupid that you've never seen anyone act like they're over 14
Striker: You're too much of a coward to show any of your damn profile
jayfisk@live.com.au: You wanna see my profile?
jayfisk@live.com.au: K, wait
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mkay, Go.
Striker: I don't give a damn
jayfisk@live.com.au: Derp
jayfisk@live.com.au: You wanted too see it
jayfisk@live.com.au: LOOK AT IT THEN
jayfisk@live.com.au: DIPSHIT
Striker: You made no change to allow it
jayfisk@live.com.au: Uh, Yeah I have.
Striker: Privacy option is still enabled. still shows nothing. ie you are a coward
Striker: Feal free to add me as a friend though
jayfisk@live.com.au: Privacy is set to everyone.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Lolno
Striker: coward
jayfisk@live.com.au: Bwahahahahaha
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're funny.
Striker: Adding me for a minute won't tear the skin off your face
jayfisk@live.com.au: Uh, Yeah it probably will.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I try to keep my facebook clean without fur on it.
Striker: You are... a coward
jayfisk@live.com.au: But you're a Furry.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Furvert.
Striker: You are a mondaine, judgmental, egotistical prick
Striker: *mundane
jayfisk@live.com.au: I was about to correct you.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fuck you.
Striker: Buy me a drink first >:(
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fuck off, go do some of your gay-threesome shit for some money to buy yourself a drink.
Striker: Done bitching?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Lolno
jayfisk@live.com.au: You?
Striker: Don't see me flooding curse words in all caps.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Don't see me fucking animals.
Striker: What's your point?
Striker: You implying something?\
Striker: I'm waiting
jayfisk@live.com.au: You, and you're creepy, fucked up little community of furvets, Well... It's pretty fucked up and creepy.
Striker: I'll tell you what's creepy. There's people thar fuck cars and fences. There's people who sloughter women and children. There's entire governments that commit genocide on their people.
Striker: You want fucked up and creepy, look around
jayfisk@live.com.au: I like the idea of genicide, and people killing you worthless children.
jayfisk@live.com.au: But in Australia
jayfisk@live.com.au: None of that shit happens.
Striker: what's your point
jayfisk@live.com.au: my point is only you stupid cumfags are retarded enough to think you're animals.
Striker: that's not a point. That's a retarded opinion based on a skewed bias
jayfisk@live.com.au: It's actually a factual opinion based on the information I gathered when I was in this little cult of furverts.
Striker: "factual opinion" is an oxymoron
Striker: are you a moron?
jayfisk@live.com.au: But you're a Furry.
Striker: yes, Me furry, you idiot. we've been through this
jayfisk@live.com.au: And what do furrys do? Fuck animals, trot around in shitstained fursuits, Think they're animals, think Zoophilia is a way of life and watch childish TV Programmes
Striker: Thanks for re-enforcing my earlyer argument
Striker: "You're an idiot"
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mhmm, But you're a furry. Umad bro?
Striker: You're a redundent little fucker, arn't you?
jayfisk@live.com.au: But you're a furry, Lol Umad.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Problem, Furfag?
Striker: Yep. I'm sober
jayfisk@live.com.au: And that makes a difference?
Striker: Not really. I still don't give a damn ether way. Alcohol would just make this WAAYYY more fun
jayfisk@live.com.au: Go get some.
Striker: I'd hate to break off our little chat.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Oh yeah.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Don't bother.
Striker: You know, I'm kind of enjoying this encounter
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mhmm.
Striker: You mentioned something about recording?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yeah,
Striker: cool
Striker: HI EVERYBODY READING THIS!!
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wave, Cunts.
Striker: Seems our friend here has lost a few brain cells
jayfisk@live.com.au: Talking about yourself again, are you?
Striker: But aside from breaking the forth wall
Striker: Holy shit...
jayfisk@live.com.au: So, you're basically admitting you're Not Real and Fictional?
jayfisk@live.com.au: No Shit,
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're not an Animal.
Striker: Not real and fictional?? Make some damn sence
Striker: I can't be not real or fictional at the same time
jayfisk@live.com.au: LOL, YOU CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF THAT? Wait, of course you can't you're too damn blind-sightedly stupid to make any sense of it.
Striker: I'm actually a figment of your imagination. That's it
jayfisk@live.com.au: mkay, well... I'll be waking up now.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wait no, Fuck that.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm enjoying this too much.
Striker: Awww, I thought you died. well, this is mildly depressing. I'll just have to pick your brain to death
jayfisk@live.com.au: Come at me, Bro.
Striker: Hell no, pervert. I don't want no damn aids
jayfisk@live.com.au: Hahahaha
jayfisk@live.com.au: You already have aids, what are you on about?
jayfisk@live.com.au: All that cock up your ass...
jayfisk@live.com.au: Obviously, you have aids.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Don't try to hide it.
Striker: You sound like you've got something up your ass right now
jayfisk@live.com.au: STOP FUCKIN' DENYING IT.
Striker: Apparently you're enjoying it
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're enjoying cock up your ass?
jayfisk@live.com.au: I already knew that.
Striker: You're enjoying me fucking you? Well... okay... then... Not sure how to retort to that statement
Striker: I'm a little confused
jayfisk@live.com.au: I don't know how you can be fucking me,
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm somewhat confused too.
Striker: NOR DO I
jayfisk@live.com.au: Durr, You don't understand anything by the poor quality of your comebacks.
Striker: I stopped putting thought in to these comments long ago
Striker: I'm just working with what you give me
jayfisk@live.com.au: I can give you all you can take untill you need to leave, Or I could just DDoS your computer and laugh to myself.
Striker: I don't care. You initiated this, you can stop when ever the hell you want.
Striker: Problem you'll run in to with me, I'm brutally honest.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Hah.
jayfisk@live.com.au: YOu're still denying you have aids.
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're*
Striker: I deny what does not exist, for there's nothing to acknolage
jayfisk@live.com.au: Acknowledge(
jayfisk@live.com.au: *
Striker: Do I look like a damn english teacher to you?
Striker: NO
jayfisk@live.com.au: Obviosuly not,
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're WAY TOO DAMN STUPID to EVER become somthing.
Striker: You're too stupid to quit while you're ahead
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm not stupid, I'm just bored.
Striker: The words "you're wrong" pack too much of a punch. You don't wish to admit that you made an error in your judgment of me as a furry. You are now attempting to distract anyone who might view this later with some excuse for "wit"
jayfisk@live.com.au: Who said I was attempting anything?
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm waiting for you to give up.
Striker: I'm dissapointed. I would of expected a little more wit
Striker: I guess you don't have any
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wit Eh?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Be right back.
Striker: Go ahead and get your copyrighted material.
Striker: I'll be here. Waiting
Striker: Waisting the rest of this hour\
Striker: copying this and posting it to facebook
Striker: with a link on twitter
Striker: and yes... FUR AFFINITY
Striker: I can tell by your silance you're trying to do something. Have you given up?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Nope
jayfisk@live.com.au: Retrieving Your IP Address
Striker: Have fun.
Striker: You do realise that a DDoS in an IM is a cop out, right?
Striker: I'm waiting
jayfisk@live.com.au: Good for you, I don't give a fuck.
Striker: Nor do I. Still waiting
Striker: don't cry, emo kid
jayfisk@live.com.au: Lulz
Striker: Obviously, you've got two options to make me go away.
Striker: Be friendly, or gtfo
Striker: You having dificulties there, sport? Can't be that hard to look up an IP
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm actually busy figuring out what to do with it.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Weather I should fuck your computer sideways
jayfisk@live.com.au: or just go to work.
Striker: Let me simplify this conundrum
Striker: One involves making money
Striker: The other is just annoying
jayfisk@live.com.au: I like both.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'll do it later.
Striker: Okay, pussy
jayfisk@live.com.au: Hmm, What to do...
jayfisk@live.com.au: You might want this.
Striker: You'd make a terrable poker player
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm actually good at poker.
Striker: Your trying so hard to cover up your bluff, but it's becme appearent you arn't going to do crap
jayfisk@live.com.au: Your IP Is 207.46.49.133
Striker: You found my proxy, well done
jayfisk@live.com.au: Time to crash it.
Striker: Oh yeah, that really smarts. really, I think you killed it good
jayfisk@live.com.au: Proxy's Gone.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Now
jayfisk@live.com.au: Your Real IP
Striker: still waiting
jayfisk@live.com.au: 74.125.237.74
Striker: Wrong
Striker: Are you actually trying?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Nope.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wnna see trying?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wanna*
Striker: I see a lot of failing
Striker: But if you insist, be my guest
jayfisk@live.com.au: Meh
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fuck this.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm going to work.
Striker: Lawl
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jayfisk@live.com.au: Heard you need a drummer?
Striker: Yeah
jayfisk@live.com.au: So, What type of tempo are you lookin' for.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I can do fast
jayfisk@live.com.au: that's about it.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Derp
jayfisk@live.com.au: You got a mic? I can't be fucked typing
Striker: Yeah
jayfisk@live.com.au: Answer the fucking call.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Screw it.
Striker: I'm using Trillion. Don't think it's compatible
jayfisk@live.com.au: Meh
jayfisk@live.com.au: So anyway
jayfisk@live.com.au: Want a sample from me and my sister?
jayfisk@live.com.au: You can search up her band on google
jayfisk@live.com.au: "The Agonist"
Striker: k
Striker: Where are you from?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Australia
jayfisk@live.com.au: ...
jayfisk@live.com.au: Problem?
Striker: I thought I've heard of The Agonist before. One of my favorite bands
jayfisk@live.com.au: Awesome.
Striker: So are you living in Australia now?
jayfisk@live.com.au: At the moment, Yeah.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Where are you at the moment?
Striker: Ottumwa, Iowa. USA
jayfisk@live.com.au: Ah
jayfisk@live.com.au: I suppose I could try and make it over if things go down right, but first...
jayfisk@live.com.au: I don't even know you
jayfisk@live.com.au: so yeah
Striker: You on Facebook?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yeah
jayfisk@live.com.au: Look for the profile pic with Engie in it
jayfisk@live.com.au: If you don't know who Engie is
jayfisk@live.com.au: Get the fuck out/
Striker: DSL is being a bitch.
jayfisk@live.com.au: DSL is for cheap cunts.
Striker: www.facebook.com/clintwalker.theguitarist
Striker: That's my mother in a nut shell
jayfisk@live.com.au: Oh God.
jayfisk@live.com.au: On second thought
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'M NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR A GOD DAMN FURFAG. GOOD DAY SIR.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Leave your interesting comments in ther section BELOW.
jayfisk@live.com.au: The*
Striker: Well in that case I didn't want a cock sucking prick for a drummer anyway
jayfisk@live.com.au: COCK SUCKING PRICK? LOL, YOU'RE THE FURFAG, YOU CUNTS ARE ALWAYS BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR A COCK.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Go Yiff In Hell, Mate.
Striker: I find it hard to believe anyone still believes that troll bullshit.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Orly? Go suck a cock and play with your shitstained fursuit some more.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I had a wheel once. Sketched /b/ onto it.
It wasn't long after it started trolling down a hill. :I
Striker: You're making no sence
jayfisk@live.com.au: Says you.
jayfisk@live.com.au: You dickheads never make any sense
jayfisk@live.com.au: Why the fuck am I still talking to you?
jayfisk@live.com.au: ORIGHT
Striker: You're an idiot. That's why
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're Being Recorded.
jayfisk@live.com.au: THAT'S WHY.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Your mother is so fat the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow
Striker: Yippy.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mhmm.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Now go play some of your shit music.
Striker: I will return to blaring Iced Earth.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Pff
jayfisk@live.com.au: You call that shit heavy?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Gorefest motherfucker, Look it up.
Striker: OMG!!! I ACTUALLY CAN"T STAND TECHNO CRAP!!! SHOCKING RIGHT?!?
jayfisk@live.com.au: OH
jayfisk@live.com.au: SHIT
jayfisk@live.com.au: A FURRY
jayfisk@live.com.au: THAT DOESN'T LIKE RAVE?
Striker: God damn annoying
jayfisk@live.com.au: O________________________________o
Striker: Not to mention I'm an athiest
jayfisk@live.com.au: Bullshit, you still belive in all the furry shit.
jayfisk@live.com.au: How can you think that you're an animal?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Like
jayfisk@live.com.au: WTF?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fucking perverted cunt
Striker: I don't
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yes, you do.
Striker: Although, humans are technically animals, but aside from that
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yes, but we don't think that animal porn is good/Think fucking animals are good.
Striker: Intelligent cartoon animals are just cool
jayfisk@live.com.au: No, They're Not.
Striker: It's fiction. 90% of furries realise it's fiction
jayfisk@live.com.au: They're Fucking Childish Icons
jayfisk@live.com.au: More like 99% Of them DON'T.
Striker: Animal porn is only fun when there are boobs involved :/
jayfisk@live.com.au: ANIMAL PORN IS FUCKING WRONG
jayfisk@live.com.au: DUDE
jayfisk@live.com.au: YOU SICK
jayfisk@live.com.au: PERVERTED
jayfisk@live.com.au: FUCKING
jayfisk@live.com.au: ZOOPHILE
Striker: You clearly missed the intended humor there
jayfisk@live.com.au: Humor? Since when do you furfags have a sense of humor better than I rock?
jayfisk@live.com.au: A*
Striker: Grow up little child. the answers will come.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Bwahahaha
jayfisk@live.com.au: Little Child?
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're talking to an ex-furfag that later discoverd your dark secrets
jayfisk@live.com.au: Discovered*
Striker: It's what you make of it, not what the mainstream media or trolls say it is
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yeah, Sure.
jayfisk@live.com.au: You fuck animals
jayfisk@live.com.au: Run around in shitstained fursuits
jayfisk@live.com.au: and THINK you're an animal
Striker: I'm not in to that fucked up shit. Nether are any of the local furs I hang out with
jayfisk@live.com.au: The reason you call them FURS
jayfisk@live.com.au: IS BECUASE ALL OF THE SHIT
jayfisk@live.com.au: Is True.
Striker: How old are you?
jayfisk@live.com.au: 27
Striker: Why do you act like you're 14?
jayfisk@live.com.au: I don't
Striker: You've got a video game character for your facebook picture
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're just too stupid that you've never seen anyone act like they're over 14
Striker: You're too much of a coward to show any of your damn profile
jayfisk@live.com.au: You wanna see my profile?
jayfisk@live.com.au: K, wait
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mkay, Go.
Striker: I don't give a damn
jayfisk@live.com.au: Derp
jayfisk@live.com.au: You wanted too see it
jayfisk@live.com.au: LOOK AT IT THEN
jayfisk@live.com.au: DIPSHIT
Striker: You made no change to allow it
jayfisk@live.com.au: Uh, Yeah I have.
Striker: Privacy option is still enabled. still shows nothing. ie you are a coward
Striker: Feal free to add me as a friend though
jayfisk@live.com.au: Privacy is set to everyone.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Lolno
Striker: coward
jayfisk@live.com.au: Bwahahahahaha
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're funny.
Striker: Adding me for a minute won't tear the skin off your face
jayfisk@live.com.au: Uh, Yeah it probably will.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I try to keep my facebook clean without fur on it.
Striker: You are... a coward
jayfisk@live.com.au: But you're a Furry.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Furvert.
Striker: You are a mondaine, judgmental, egotistical prick
Striker: *mundane
jayfisk@live.com.au: I was about to correct you.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fuck you.
Striker: Buy me a drink first >:(
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fuck off, go do some of your gay-threesome shit for some money to buy yourself a drink.
Striker: Done bitching?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Lolno
jayfisk@live.com.au: You?
Striker: Don't see me flooding curse words in all caps.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Don't see me fucking animals.
Striker: What's your point?
Striker: You implying something?\
Striker: I'm waiting
jayfisk@live.com.au: You, and you're creepy, fucked up little community of furvets, Well... It's pretty fucked up and creepy.
Striker: I'll tell you what's creepy. There's people thar fuck cars and fences. There's people who sloughter women and children. There's entire governments that commit genocide on their people.
Striker: You want fucked up and creepy, look around
jayfisk@live.com.au: I like the idea of genicide, and people killing you worthless children.
jayfisk@live.com.au: But in Australia
jayfisk@live.com.au: None of that shit happens.
Striker: what's your point
jayfisk@live.com.au: my point is only you stupid cumfags are retarded enough to think you're animals.
Striker: that's not a point. That's a retarded opinion based on a skewed bias
jayfisk@live.com.au: It's actually a factual opinion based on the information I gathered when I was in this little cult of furverts.
Striker: "factual opinion" is an oxymoron
Striker: are you a moron?
jayfisk@live.com.au: But you're a Furry.
Striker: yes, Me furry, you idiot. we've been through this
jayfisk@live.com.au: And what do furrys do? Fuck animals, trot around in shitstained fursuits, Think they're animals, think Zoophilia is a way of life and watch childish TV Programmes
Striker: Thanks for re-enforcing my earlyer argument
Striker: "You're an idiot"
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mhmm, But you're a furry. Umad bro?
Striker: You're a redundent little fucker, arn't you?
jayfisk@live.com.au: But you're a furry, Lol Umad.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Problem, Furfag?
Striker: Yep. I'm sober
jayfisk@live.com.au: And that makes a difference?
Striker: Not really. I still don't give a damn ether way. Alcohol would just make this WAAYYY more fun
jayfisk@live.com.au: Go get some.
Striker: I'd hate to break off our little chat.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Oh yeah.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Don't bother.
Striker: You know, I'm kind of enjoying this encounter
jayfisk@live.com.au: Mhmm.
Striker: You mentioned something about recording?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Yeah,
Striker: cool
Striker: HI EVERYBODY READING THIS!!
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wave, Cunts.
Striker: Seems our friend here has lost a few brain cells
jayfisk@live.com.au: Talking about yourself again, are you?
Striker: But aside from breaking the forth wall
Striker: Holy shit...
jayfisk@live.com.au: So, you're basically admitting you're Not Real and Fictional?
jayfisk@live.com.au: No Shit,
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're not an Animal.
Striker: Not real and fictional?? Make some damn sence
Striker: I can't be not real or fictional at the same time
jayfisk@live.com.au: LOL, YOU CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF THAT? Wait, of course you can't you're too damn blind-sightedly stupid to make any sense of it.
Striker: I'm actually a figment of your imagination. That's it
jayfisk@live.com.au: mkay, well... I'll be waking up now.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wait no, Fuck that.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm enjoying this too much.
Striker: Awww, I thought you died. well, this is mildly depressing. I'll just have to pick your brain to death
jayfisk@live.com.au: Come at me, Bro.
Striker: Hell no, pervert. I don't want no damn aids
jayfisk@live.com.au: Hahahaha
jayfisk@live.com.au: You already have aids, what are you on about?
jayfisk@live.com.au: All that cock up your ass...
jayfisk@live.com.au: Obviously, you have aids.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Don't try to hide it.
Striker: You sound like you've got something up your ass right now
jayfisk@live.com.au: STOP FUCKIN' DENYING IT.
Striker: Apparently you're enjoying it
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're enjoying cock up your ass?
jayfisk@live.com.au: I already knew that.
Striker: You're enjoying me fucking you? Well... okay... then... Not sure how to retort to that statement
Striker: I'm a little confused
jayfisk@live.com.au: I don't know how you can be fucking me,
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm somewhat confused too.
Striker: NOR DO I
jayfisk@live.com.au: Durr, You don't understand anything by the poor quality of your comebacks.
Striker: I stopped putting thought in to these comments long ago
Striker: I'm just working with what you give me
jayfisk@live.com.au: I can give you all you can take untill you need to leave, Or I could just DDoS your computer and laugh to myself.
Striker: I don't care. You initiated this, you can stop when ever the hell you want.
Striker: Problem you'll run in to with me, I'm brutally honest.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Hah.
jayfisk@live.com.au: YOu're still denying you have aids.
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're*
Striker: I deny what does not exist, for there's nothing to acknolage
jayfisk@live.com.au: Acknowledge(
jayfisk@live.com.au: *
Striker: Do I look like a damn english teacher to you?
Striker: NO
jayfisk@live.com.au: Obviosuly not,
jayfisk@live.com.au: You're WAY TOO DAMN STUPID to EVER become somthing.
Striker: You're too stupid to quit while you're ahead
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm not stupid, I'm just bored.
Striker: The words "you're wrong" pack too much of a punch. You don't wish to admit that you made an error in your judgment of me as a furry. You are now attempting to distract anyone who might view this later with some excuse for "wit"
jayfisk@live.com.au: Who said I was attempting anything?
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm waiting for you to give up.
Striker: I'm dissapointed. I would of expected a little more wit
Striker: I guess you don't have any
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wit Eh?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Be right back.
Striker: Go ahead and get your copyrighted material.
Striker: I'll be here. Waiting
Striker: Waisting the rest of this hour\
Striker: copying this and posting it to facebook
Striker: with a link on twitter
Striker: and yes... FUR AFFINITY
Striker: I can tell by your silance you're trying to do something. Have you given up?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Nope
jayfisk@live.com.au: Retrieving Your IP Address
Striker: Have fun.
Striker: You do realise that a DDoS in an IM is a cop out, right?
Striker: I'm waiting
jayfisk@live.com.au: Good for you, I don't give a fuck.
Striker: Nor do I. Still waiting
Striker: don't cry, emo kid
jayfisk@live.com.au: Lulz
Striker: Obviously, you've got two options to make me go away.
Striker: Be friendly, or gtfo
Striker: You having dificulties there, sport? Can't be that hard to look up an IP
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm actually busy figuring out what to do with it.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Weather I should fuck your computer sideways
jayfisk@live.com.au: or just go to work.
Striker: Let me simplify this conundrum
Striker: One involves making money
Striker: The other is just annoying
jayfisk@live.com.au: I like both.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'll do it later.
Striker: Okay, pussy
jayfisk@live.com.au: Hmm, What to do...
jayfisk@live.com.au: You might want this.
Striker: You'd make a terrable poker player
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm actually good at poker.
Striker: Your trying so hard to cover up your bluff, but it's becme appearent you arn't going to do crap
jayfisk@live.com.au: Your IP Is 207.46.49.133
Striker: You found my proxy, well done
jayfisk@live.com.au: Time to crash it.
Striker: Oh yeah, that really smarts. really, I think you killed it good
jayfisk@live.com.au: Proxy's Gone.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Now
jayfisk@live.com.au: Your Real IP
Striker: still waiting
jayfisk@live.com.au: 74.125.237.74
Striker: Wrong
Striker: Are you actually trying?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Nope.
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wnna see trying?
jayfisk@live.com.au: Wanna*
Striker: I see a lot of failing
Striker: But if you insist, be my guest
jayfisk@live.com.au: Meh
jayfisk@live.com.au: Fuck this.
jayfisk@live.com.au: I'm going to work.
Striker: Lawl
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