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mrsred
From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Of course.
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Nope.
What do you carry with you at all times?
As in absolutely all times? Wedding ring, it never comes off.
Are you a cuddler?
Sometimes, though I'm bony.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Boxes of evil dolls, and maybe a Winslow (his secret passage).
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
doranobaka.
How are you feeling?
A little sore, but OK.
Is something wrong right now?
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Are you mad at someone?
Nope.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Not a whole lot.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Not much, it's still too early for excitement.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
One, though I know of another that might help me move a body.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Nope, gotta work.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
One. Other than family.
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
opal
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
I seriously doubt it, have you seen me RL? Nothing to write home about.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
FB chat a couple weeks ago, we're still friends.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not unless I pass out in the chair while visiting, we don't have TV service.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No way in hell.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Once, a long time ago.
Are you jealous of someone right now?
Nope, though I'd like to have a slice of Bill Gates' money.
Where is the person you like right now?
opal of course.
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
Toast with jam.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Working.
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
Boobs, belly, butt.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Regularly.
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Can and have.
Could you cry right now?
Sure, with the right impetus.
Are you okay with the life you live?
Yah, OK, working to make it better.
Did you enjoy your day today?
So far I suppose, but it's too early to say.
Do you have a tattoo?
Nope, nor do I really want one.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
No, really - no.
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Don't think so.
What was the last thing you spent money for?
Groceries.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Sales-droid.
Do you call it fall or autumn?
Fall.
11:11… Make a wish?
WTF? Do not get.
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
opal
What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Just on my way back from the grocery store.
Do you hold grudges?
No.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No. 36-plus, yes.
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Don't care, support folks' rights to be and do who they like. Not interested in guys myself though, ick!
Who was your last text from?
Junk mail.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Not yet.
One thing you’re looking forward to?
A job I actually care about.
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
No, not really, but neither do I feel any need to go out and meet folks just because.
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Yes.
What color is your camera?
Silver and black.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I don't have any, usually. So I suppose yes.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
No.
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
Don't think so.
By the way, what is your name?
Heh, that would be telling. That information is need-to-know.
Are you currently in a relationship?
Yes, for more than a decade.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Don't think so.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Since I only have one, blue.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes.
mrsredFrom now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Of course.
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Nope.
What do you carry with you at all times?
As in absolutely all times? Wedding ring, it never comes off.
Are you a cuddler?
Sometimes, though I'm bony.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Boxes of evil dolls, and maybe a Winslow (his secret passage).
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
doranobaka.How are you feeling?
A little sore, but OK.
Is something wrong right now?
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Are you mad at someone?
Nope.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Not a whole lot.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Not much, it's still too early for excitement.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
One, though I know of another that might help me move a body.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Nope, gotta work.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
One. Other than family.
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
opalDo you have anyone crushing on you?
I seriously doubt it, have you seen me RL? Nothing to write home about.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
FB chat a couple weeks ago, we're still friends.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not unless I pass out in the chair while visiting, we don't have TV service.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No way in hell.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Once, a long time ago.
Are you jealous of someone right now?
Nope, though I'd like to have a slice of Bill Gates' money.
Where is the person you like right now?
opal of course.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
Toast with jam.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Working.
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
Boobs, belly, butt.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Regularly.
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Can and have.
Could you cry right now?
Sure, with the right impetus.
Are you okay with the life you live?
Yah, OK, working to make it better.
Did you enjoy your day today?
So far I suppose, but it's too early to say.
Do you have a tattoo?
Nope, nor do I really want one.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
No, really - no.
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Don't think so.
What was the last thing you spent money for?
Groceries.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Sales-droid.
Do you call it fall or autumn?
Fall.
11:11… Make a wish?
WTF? Do not get.
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
opalWhat were you up to at 9pm last night?
Just on my way back from the grocery store.
Do you hold grudges?
No.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No. 36-plus, yes.
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Don't care, support folks' rights to be and do who they like. Not interested in guys myself though, ick!
Who was your last text from?
Junk mail.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Not yet.
One thing you’re looking forward to?
A job I actually care about.
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
No, not really, but neither do I feel any need to go out and meet folks just because.
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Yes.
What color is your camera?
Silver and black.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I don't have any, usually. So I suppose yes.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
No.
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
Don't think so.
By the way, what is your name?
Heh, that would be telling. That information is need-to-know.
Are you currently in a relationship?
Yes, for more than a decade.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Don't think so.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Since I only have one, blue.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes.
