AT THE FURCON (parody)
14 years ago
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@Snapai (me) / @Snapimation (art)To the tune of AT THE GALA
Vocalless for accompaniment music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1edpHD9DzY
I can't believe it's finally here! With all that we've imagined, the reality of this con is sure to make this- THE BEST CON EVER!
At the Fur Con
(at the Fur Con!)
At the Fur Con,
in the art den,
I'm going to see them all!
All the artists,
I'll befriend them at the fur con! (at the fur con!)
All the painters, and the sketchers, they will love me big and small,
We'll become best friends forever,
Right here at the Fur Con!
(All our dreams will come true, right here at the Fur Con! At the Fur Con)
At the Fur Con,
(It's astounding)
I will sell them,
(Time is fleeting)
all my furrytastic bling.
(Looks like fun!)
Furry fanboys,
(Where's your con book?)
they will buy them,
(I want this one!)
furry t-shirts furry things!
(I have funds!)
And I'll earn a lot of money
To pay off my roomshare!
(All our dreams and our hopes
We've spent our savings upon...
Furry dreams we've obsessed on
Will happen at the Fur Con.
At the Fur Con!)
At the Fur Con,
all the con staff,
they will meet fair Foxity,
they will see I'm just as worthy, at the Fur Con!
(at the Fur Con!)
I will find him,
my prince Chairman,
and how impressed he will be!
He'll make me the Guest of Honor,
next year at the Fur Con!
(This is what we've saved up for,
The best furry week ever
We will live our fantasies,
Tonight at the Fur Con! At the Fur Con.)
I've been sewin'
I've been trainin'
to suit with those great furries!
The masquerade, those awesome acts,
Prancing 'round and leaving tracks!
Perform for crowds so huge!
They'll post our vids on Youtube!
The fandom all will see me right here at the Fur Con!
(All we've sketched up,
Or commissioned,
Our furry ever-after...
Finally we'll see it through
Right here at the Anthro Con.
At the Fur Con!)
I am here at the Anthro Con,
for it is the best party!
But the one thing it was missing was a bunny named Juicy!
For I am the best at parties,
all the furries will agree-
furries raving, furries cuddling,
with meee at the Anthro Con!! (Happiness and scritches at the Fur Con. At the Fur Con!)
As a sponsor (Supersponsor), Guests of Honor, (very honored!)
are who I'm going to see! (Paid my fee!)
We will talk all about furry secrets in the industry! (Work with me!)
It is going to be so special, as they take lunch just with me!
(This will be the best con ever!)
(Off to the Fur Con, we must go,
The car is packed, let's hit the road!
Off to the Fur Con, let's go on and have the best con ever!
Off to the fur con, now's the time,
We're ready, nothing's left behind!)
Off to the Fur Con- meet artists,
Off to the Fur Con- sell some artwork,
Off to the Fur Con- woo the staff,
Prove I'm great at the fursuit games-
To meet, to sell, to woo, to prove to yay! to chat
Off to the Fur Con!
Off to the Fur Con!
And we'll have the best con EVAR!
...at the fur con!
Vocalless for accompaniment music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1edpHD9DzY
I can't believe it's finally here! With all that we've imagined, the reality of this con is sure to make this- THE BEST CON EVER!
At the Fur Con
(at the Fur Con!)
At the Fur Con,
in the art den,
I'm going to see them all!
All the artists,
I'll befriend them at the fur con! (at the fur con!)
All the painters, and the sketchers, they will love me big and small,
We'll become best friends forever,
Right here at the Fur Con!
(All our dreams will come true, right here at the Fur Con! At the Fur Con)
At the Fur Con,
(It's astounding)
I will sell them,
(Time is fleeting)
all my furrytastic bling.
(Looks like fun!)
Furry fanboys,
(Where's your con book?)
they will buy them,
(I want this one!)
furry t-shirts furry things!
(I have funds!)
And I'll earn a lot of money
To pay off my roomshare!
(All our dreams and our hopes
We've spent our savings upon...
Furry dreams we've obsessed on
Will happen at the Fur Con.
At the Fur Con!)
At the Fur Con,
all the con staff,
they will meet fair Foxity,
they will see I'm just as worthy, at the Fur Con!
(at the Fur Con!)
I will find him,
my prince Chairman,
and how impressed he will be!
He'll make me the Guest of Honor,
next year at the Fur Con!
(This is what we've saved up for,
The best furry week ever
We will live our fantasies,
Tonight at the Fur Con! At the Fur Con.)
I've been sewin'
I've been trainin'
to suit with those great furries!
The masquerade, those awesome acts,
Prancing 'round and leaving tracks!
Perform for crowds so huge!
They'll post our vids on Youtube!
The fandom all will see me right here at the Fur Con!
(All we've sketched up,
Or commissioned,
Our furry ever-after...
Finally we'll see it through
Right here at the Anthro Con.
At the Fur Con!)
I am here at the Anthro Con,
for it is the best party!
But the one thing it was missing was a bunny named Juicy!
For I am the best at parties,
all the furries will agree-
furries raving, furries cuddling,
with meee at the Anthro Con!! (Happiness and scritches at the Fur Con. At the Fur Con!)
As a sponsor (Supersponsor), Guests of Honor, (very honored!)
are who I'm going to see! (Paid my fee!)
We will talk all about furry secrets in the industry! (Work with me!)
It is going to be so special, as they take lunch just with me!
(This will be the best con ever!)
(Off to the Fur Con, we must go,
The car is packed, let's hit the road!
Off to the Fur Con, let's go on and have the best con ever!
Off to the fur con, now's the time,
We're ready, nothing's left behind!)
Off to the Fur Con- meet artists,
Off to the Fur Con- sell some artwork,
Off to the Fur Con- woo the staff,
Prove I'm great at the fursuit games-
To meet, to sell, to woo, to prove to yay! to chat
Off to the Fur Con!
Off to the Fur Con!
And we'll have the best con EVAR!
...at the fur con!
FA+

I need to go listen to some death metal to cleanse my brain.
Also you do the impossible
--> c:
Well done, Snap. Well done.
I actually only handed out two of those. But I didn't know who I gave the first one to, other than "the guy at teh front of the room", was too caught up in the con. :B Didn't know it was you! XD I handed Stahi a copy later too, he was all "Wait, what, why are you giving me this, you don't want me to sing do you aaaaaa" XD
Glad you like :D
The only thing that doesn't mirror is "Oh, the Gala is ALWAYS awful", of course ;)
*hugs!*
.. Pretty much 100% spot on here.
Also, LOL FURRIES RUIN EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
And you survived?