X]Keeping Things Simple - 5
Been TFed into a mammal
Comments:

[X]Scale Model - 5
Been TFed into a reptile
Comments:

[ ]I Should Really be a Bird - 5
Been TFed into a bird
Comments: I'd love to draw one, though.

[ ]Just Keep Swimming - 5
Been TFed into a fish
Comments:

[ ]Kafkaesque - 5
Been TFed into an insect
Comments:

[ ]I'm Not a Bug! - 5
Been TFed into an arachnid
Comments:

[ ]Spineless - 5
Been TFed into a crustacean or mollusk
Comments: Bleh. x3

[X]I Prefer Two Legs - 5
Been TFed into a furry
Comments:

[X]Don't Stop Believing - 5
Been TFed into a mythical creature
Comments: Dragon, gryphon.

[ ]Watch The World Go By - 5
Been TFed into an inanimate
Comments:

[ ]Photosynthesis Tickles - 5
Been TFed into a plant
Comments:

[ ]Contradiction in Terms - 5
Been TFed into a living inanimate
Comments:

[X]Alt+0169 - 5
Been TFed into a copyrighted character
Comments: Lots if you count Pokémon, lol.

[ ]Vroom Vroom - 5
Been TFed into a vehicle
Comments:

[ ]I Can See Right Through You - 5
Been TFed into something non-corporeal
Comments:

[X]You're Using Coconuts! - 5
Been TFed into an ungulate
Comments:

[X]The Other Side - 5
Been TGed
Comments:

[ ]Like, You Know, Whatever - 5
Been TFed into a bimbo
Comments:

[ ]This Is Your Life - 5
Been TFed into a celebrity
Comments:

[X]Generation Gap - 5
Been ARed or APed by more than 10 years
Comments:

[ ]What A World! - 5
Been melted
Comments:

[ ]Who's Who? - 5
Been Body/mind-swapped
Comments:

[X]Size Matters - 5
Been micro/macro TFed
Comments:

[ ]Unexpected - 5
Been Preggered
Comments:

[ ]Take Off the Belt - 5
Been Inflated/expanded
Comments:

[ ]You Wear it Well - 5
Been TFed into clothing/fursuit
Comments:

[ ]Amalgam - 5
Been TFed into a body part
Comments:

[ ]Feng Shui - 5
Been TFed into a piece of furniture
Comments:

[ ]Stuck on you - 5
Been merged with another person
Comments:

[ ]Who am I? - 5
Recieved complete mental changes in a TF
Comments:

[ ]Walk a Mile - 5
Been Mind-controlled/Possessed
Comments:

[X]In Days Gone By - 5
Been TFed into an extinct animal
Comments: Sabre-Toothed Tiger

[x]Back from the Brink - 5
Been TFed into an endangered species
Comments: Tiger

[x]Getto Da Ze! - 5
Been TFed into a Pokémon
Comments: Hah. XD

[x]I like Bread! - 5
Been TFed into a Digimon
Comments: And peanut butter!

[ ]Huhzawha? - 10
Been TFed into something not listed here
Comments:

[ ]Fade to Black - 10
Been killed or in some way eliminated from existence in an RP
Comments:



[x]Alexander - 5
Own a copy of Pinocchio
Comments: I did and would still own it if not for certain reasons, so that counts too IMO. >_<

[ ]Meatloaf - 5
Own a copy of An American Werewolf in London
Comments:

[ ]Not Warriors - 5
Own a copy of Willow
Comments:

[ ]Quiet Retreat - 5
Own a copy of The Howling
Comments:

[ ]Scholastic-Sponsored Porn - 25
Own all the Animorphs books
Comments:



[ ]Nuked! - 5
Been featured as the Daily Pick on Tanuke
Comments:

[ ]Christmas in July - 5
Done a seasonal TF out of season
Comments:



[ ]Dollar Bill Montgomery - 5
Commissioned a TF Picture
Comments:

[ ]Miss Moneypenny - 10
Commissioned 10 TF Pictures
Comments:

[ ]Daddy Warbucks - 30
Commissioned 50 TF Pictures
Comments:



[ ]Will Work for Food - 5
Drawn a TF commission
Comments: Oh I will soon, trust me.

[ ]Will Drop Pants for Food - 10
Drawn 10 TF commissions
Comments:

[ ]Will Do...Other Things for Food - 30
Drawn 50 TF commissions
Comments: I'll get there someday...



[X]Déjà Vu - 5
Been TFed into the same thing twice
Comments:

[X]Déjà Vu All Over Again - 10
Been TFed into the same thing at least 5 times
Comments: I don't know why people like Tigers so much with me >.<

[ ]Hall of Mirrors - 20
Been TFed into the same thing at least 10 times
Comments:



[ ]Hidden Folder - 5
Collected over 5GB of TF media on your Hard Disk
Comments:

[ ]Hidden Drive - 10
Collected over 10GB of TF media on your Hard Disk
Comments:

[ ]Hidden RAID - 20
Collected over 20GB of TF media on your Hard Disk
Comments:



[ ]Dungeon Master - 10
Lead an RP and TF at least 3 others without being TFed yourself
Comments:

[ ]Selfless - 20
Lead an RP and TF at least 6 others without being TFed yourself
Comments: Never had very large RPs.

[ ]Oskar Schindler - 30
Lead an RP and TF at least 10 others without being TFed yourself
Comments:



[ ]It's-a Me! - 10
Had a picture of your Human-self being TFed into your Online self
Comments:

[ ]Say Cheese! - 10
Have a photo of yourself digitally manipulated
Comments:


[X]When Are We Ever Going to Use This? - 10
Doodled TFs in your notebook during class
Comments: A while back.

[ ]Nothing Better to Do - 10
TFRPed while at work/school
Comments: Sorta. x3



[ ]One morning... - 10
Read Kafka's "The Metamorphosis"
Comments:

[X]Of bodies chang'd... - 10
Read Ovid's "Metamorphoses"
Comments: Does the excerpt on doc.tf-media.net count?



[X]New Moon - 10
Have seen/played a Film/game, expecting TF content, only to be completely disapointed
Comments: Zelda Twilight Princess. It was nice once... and only once.

[X]Better Be Worth It - 10
Go out of your way to see a film with TF in it
Comments: Sat through a Twilight film. Disappointment.

[ ]A Sound of Thunder - 10
Buy a DVD of a film simply for the TF in it
Comments:

[ ]Shifters - 10
Buy a game just for its TF content
Comments:

[X]Save State - 10
Have deliberately gotten a game over in a video game just for the TF
Comments:

[ ]Rise From Your Grave! - 15
Have completed all 3 Altered Beast games
Comments:



[ ]Bad Dog - 10
Written a TF-related screenplay
Comments:

[X]Surprise! - 10
Had art created of your character without you asking
Comments: And I honestly thank all who have done this for me. <3

[ ]Exhibitionist - 10
Hold a live art broadcast on a site like Ustream or JustinTV
Comments:



[X]Is that a gun in your pocket... - 10
Had to hide your arousal while watching a TF scene in a movie or TV show with family or friends
Comments: Subtly...

[ ]I can explain this... - 30
Had to hide your arousal while watching a TF scene in a movie or TV show with family or friends...unsuccessfully
Comments:



[ ]Breaking the Fourth Wall - 15
RPed a TF in real life
Comments:

[ ]For the Fandom! - 15
Created a website specifically for your TF art/stories (FA/DA/LJ/etc don't count!)
Comments:



[ ]It lives! - 20
Made a TF Animation
Comments:

[ ]Please put your glasses on now - 50
Made a 3D TF Animation
Comments:


[ ]I Liek U Draw Me Dog, OK? - 20
Been Contacted by Andrew Rinaldi
Comments:



[ ]Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble - 20
TF someone who is not a TF fan
Comments:

[ ]One of Us! - 20
Gotten a Non-TF person into TF
Comments:

[ ]On the Sly - 30
Get a non-TF artist to draw a TF picture
Comments:


[ ]Splicer! - 25
Gotten into genetics because of TF
Comments:

[ ]Next Time Won't You Sing with Me? - 25
Done an A-Z TF list
Comments: I should...

[ ]Where Can I Get a Copy? - 30
Professionally published a book of your art/stories
Comments:



[x]High and Dry - 10
TF someone who promised to TF you later, only to have them log off after you finish
Comments:

[X]Low and Wet - 1
Done the previous to someone else
Comments: Life doth call at times.

[ ]Throwing Bones - 1
Removed your TF artwork from the internet and disappeared with or without warning.
Comments:

[ ]Arrr Matey! - 1
Illegally downloaded premium TF content without paying for it
Comments:

[ ]Any Port in a Storm - 1
Announced that you are leaving the fandom forever, then returned
Comments:

[ ]Boring! - 1
Been TFed into another human of the same sex
Comments: Yes, boring, agreed. XD



[ ]Entrepreneur - 50
Been able to quit your job due to your popularity as an artist/writer
Comments: Wow, that'd be a feat.




156, more or less, I may have screwed up or missed some.