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14 years ago
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* My real name is Danny.
* I am currently working on a werewolf porn story that answers the question: there are submissive wolves. Why aren't there submissive werewolves?
* I cannot write if the room I am occupying is more than 70 degrees. Absolutely no exceptions. My brain overheats and I just sit there drooling. That's why I'm posting stupid shit to FA instead of writing hot werewolf porn. :3
* Progress on parts 2 and 3 has been extremely slow due to payment issues, but "Arrested" was written to be a trilogy. I may open it up for general payment options.
* I am watching the "Halo" movie at this very moment, and it is absolutely dumb as hell.
* I am obsessed with the "Dead Space" universe. All the movies are terrible, but DS2 was absolutely amazing. I have a girl crush on Isaac Clarke.
* This account was set up just so I could view adult artwork. The name was a joke AOL Instant Messenger account I used to have to screw with people in college. My actual tag is "ShepherdWolf."
* I am in love with Akuma from "Street Fighter."
* In the past I have been a vet tech, a retail clerk, and a receptionist at a psychiatric practice.
* If it seems like every story I write has a car as a major plot point or setting, it's because I am obsessed with them.
* my boyfriend just woke up and wants to go to a bar....so...off we go! :D
cheers, shep
* I am currently working on a werewolf porn story that answers the question: there are submissive wolves. Why aren't there submissive werewolves?
* I cannot write if the room I am occupying is more than 70 degrees. Absolutely no exceptions. My brain overheats and I just sit there drooling. That's why I'm posting stupid shit to FA instead of writing hot werewolf porn. :3
* Progress on parts 2 and 3 has been extremely slow due to payment issues, but "Arrested" was written to be a trilogy. I may open it up for general payment options.
* I am watching the "Halo" movie at this very moment, and it is absolutely dumb as hell.
* I am obsessed with the "Dead Space" universe. All the movies are terrible, but DS2 was absolutely amazing. I have a girl crush on Isaac Clarke.
* This account was set up just so I could view adult artwork. The name was a joke AOL Instant Messenger account I used to have to screw with people in college. My actual tag is "ShepherdWolf."
* I am in love with Akuma from "Street Fighter."
* In the past I have been a vet tech, a retail clerk, and a receptionist at a psychiatric practice.
* If it seems like every story I write has a car as a major plot point or setting, it's because I am obsessed with them.
* my boyfriend just woke up and wants to go to a bar....so...off we go! :D
cheers, shep
it's...awful. even as background noise, lol
also am i still on the list ?
I still think it's obnoxious that you're MAKING me charge you. -_-
Also submissive gay werewolves? My interest has been piqued.
Wolves determine dominance based on who's bigger...and while all lupines might have career aspirations, there are some people who, even transformed, would still be smaller and weaker than other people, even untransformed. I know guys who are 6'2" with 18" biceps who I'm fairly certain would be able to take a 5'8" werewolf. :3 And submitting to someone who outweighs you by 75 pounds is not a higher-brain function...it's pure instinct, and for a wolf it would be hardwired into his cute little wolfie brain.
SO, that's what's next. :3 I have a Real-Life Book submission deadline on the 15th, and of course I'm having 7 simultaneous Life Crises, so I don't expect a LOT of progress before mid-July...but we'll see. :3
And that's an interesting and very sensible take on werewolves. It's kinda novel to think a guy of my size taking on and besting a werewolf some inches shorter than me. Very interesting concept over all.
And yeah, that werewolf stereotype. I've been writing little vignettes involving were creatures for years and I never ever portray them that way. I'm more of a "beauty of the beast" kinda guy.
And best of luck with that book submission, I hope it goes well. Same for the crises.
You know, at work I have Excel and Outlook grovelling at my feet. I can type out formulas, off the top of my head, that everyone else in my office didn't know was even possible (like subtracting a manually-inserted percentage from one value times another value), and when I sent an account audit with hyperlinks in it this Monday, I had to personally explain to half the recipients what a "hyperlink" was. I am fairly high-functioning, as computers go.
SO WHY CAN'T I SAVE THIS IN THE RIGHT FORMAT. ;_; *cries*
Oh well, I don't feel like I'd be a REAL writer if there wasn't one simple task I was horribly incompetent at. :D YAYYYYY
After reading your brief description above for the story I'm now quite interested to see how that one turns out. I'll be on the lookout.
AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION YET ABOUT THE BOOK! Is this practically a done deal and just need to write it or are you going to have to face the dangers of the slush pile?
MORE INFO PLZ!
I set out with Arrested to make The Perfect Hypnosis Story, and with the exception that Banks kind of fades into the background (which was actually my intention, but as a literary technique was kind of a failure), I think I'm very happy with the results. My goal with this is to take it in a direction that's largely unexplored.
So I'm a trend whore, but ALSO an attention whore. :D YAYYYY
So I'll just reiterate that I still can't fucking believe a guy who has even narrower tastes in hairstyles than *I* do likes Akuma.
HEART.