WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE.

VALENTINE'S DAY IS OVER

I DON'T FUCKING CARE >:0

BUT IT'S TOO LATE

YOU CAN'T PUT THE CONDOM ON IN THE BIRTHING ROOM

LOOOOOOOOL

Priceless

Wild Mudkip appeared.

This one time, I had a pet Mudkip. Me and him were the best of friends, and I had him for seven long years. We were on our way to LA Fitness one day when we were jumped by a bunch of stereotypical mexicans and black guys. We were severely outnumbered, and things looked grim. I was hit on the head from behind, knocking me unconscious. When I woke up in a haze, I noticed the gang members were gone save one. The one left over was dead and lying flat on his face. I looked around for my Mudkip, but he was no where to be found. I cried while I searched four hours, but eventually had to give up and go home. For two weeks I was alone in my apartment, jumping every time I thought I heard his cry. But no such luck. Finally, on the end of the third week, I got a call from my local veterinarian telling me that my Mudkip was found and was under their care. But he was in a critical condition and only had a few hours to live. I immediately jumped from my seat and ran to the Vet, opened the door.

Got on the floor.

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

*Walks dinosaur* XP

will you talk to me again?

Of course. Now seeing as we have very conflicting schedules (Probably due to time zones and work :V). So we need to set up a time.

i have semester break now but i'll be away for some weeks soon. anyway i have plenty of time atm. just name when you have time :D

WILL YOU SUCK MY DICK?

OF COURSE

ALWAYS FOR YOU