I am going to start doing rant and rave reviews for the various foods I've tried over the years. I'm going to start with my inspiration for this. Do I love it, or should I burn it?, Marie Calendar's...

price: BURN.
quality: Meh
Quantity: LAME

If you're looking for a decent pot pie, you can stop here, but be warned, if you don't like baked brocoli, it's in almost every single pot pie. The ingredients do taste somewhat fresh, or obnly 2 days old when cooked.

But that's not what has me fuming. It's that horrible attrocity known as: the "entrees".... When you say "three meat" what do you expect? A meat lovers dish loaded with lots of ingredientas, right? WRONG. I got three pieces OF meat, possibly all the same kind. The meat was not identifiable. It was MYSTERY meat, possibly not even meat. It tasted like stale condoms. The entire dish wash noodles. Soggy, limp, uninspiring noodles drizzled faintly with a ketchup-reminiscent sauce.

It was so disgusting and disturbing that I bestow this meal the allmighty 1 star of vomit, because if I finished my serving, I would have vomitted from the sheer lack of taste, and the pain it adds to the pocketbook when they realized they wasted restauarant pricing on something that tastes like you scraped it off of the bottom of a trash can. Am I overreacting? maybe. Maybe. But I am passionate about what goes into my mouth.

This has been a Coyote review. Final verdict: BURN MOTHA FUCKA BURN.

Next week: The one dollar banquet meals