WEEABOO Test
14 years ago
Aw shit...ok, let's see. I stole this from
InfernoFox and yeah...Well, here goes nothing...
[x] You've seen at least one anime. (( everyone has to have watched at least one, like...OH I DUNNO, SAILOR MOON?! EVERYONE knows that anime/manga... XD ))
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis ((No...That can fry your brain. Pick up a book too.))
[ ] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. (B-but...they're both drawn?)
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once. ((In my defense, it was for a video game....))
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public. ((I don't have the balls to do that D8 ))
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention. ((One word: Merchandise~!))
[x] You cosplayed there. ((Its not all that bad, but...some people there are freaking creepy. ))
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. ((Blame my mom D8 SHE SHOWED ME HOW AWESOME IT IS! Along with Chinese and other foreign foods...I think one was Indian...))
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. ((I f*cking love sushi. ITS SEAFOOD (most of them) I LOVE seafood...Pocky is sugar, enough said, and Ramen is actually pretty good, although it does need some more flavor now and then.))
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. ((I wish I could go, you seen how pretty it is over there? ))
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols. ((...wtf? No? ))
[x] You're learning/know Japanese. ((Wanted to, so I could learn such a nice language~! "Our writing is like drawing in itself,"like my Japanese teacher would like to say. ))
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. (( :l dude, everything ain't anime. ))
[ ] You have Japanese blood. ((....the f*ck? ))
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood. ((...again I repeat, the f*cK? ))
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. ((No I--....okay, nevermind.))
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character. ((Not really, just playing around. Not seriously...that's kinda creepy.))
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. ((Uhh, no...))
[ ] You call all cartoons anime. ((...are you retarded? ))
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. ((...My stalker is like that, not me.))
[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names. ((Not really, unless I don't know their English name. ))
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbor. (( ???? EH? ))
[ ] You think Pearl Harbor’s a new anime that just started airing in Japan. ((You are f*cking stupid if you think this.. ))
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. ((everyone has flaws, but have you seen their technology? ))
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music. (( One of them being Nujabes, JUST SAYING. Guy had skill ;~; ))
[ ] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". ((...guilty...))
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. (( Vocaloid?Well I know Miku from seeing her everywhere...ern..hold on let me pull up Google-- ))
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up. ((oh...f*ck that. ))
[ ] You like Hetalia. ((HAHAHAH, YEAH RIGHT. ))
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. ((No, only time I did was with my friends during our Narutard phase, we wore headbands, but besides that, no...Only thing I've worn is small accessories related to video games :P ))
[ ] You play only Japanese video games/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics. ((GOD NO, that is annoying...ANNOYING!))
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. ((Not really, there's a Transformers poster...and a Rorschach(Watchmen) poster...))
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese. ((I did it in my drawings for a while, don't like using my real name. ))
[ ] Legally. ((....))
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. ((Lloyd ain't a Japanese name.Its from a video ga-- *shot* I like that name ._.))
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character. ((...??? OH HAHA! Like how Robin Williams named his daughter after Zelda-- no wait, video game too...))
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. ((...NO. ))
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation. ((That's retarded.))
[ ] You watch abridged series. ((My fiance showed me YuGiOh abridged, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure abridged, but myself? No. ))
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing~ ((Only when I'm flirting. XD))
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. ((I hate that dance...my friend forced me to do it once and I wanted to shoot myself...The song isn't even Japanese...))
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto. ((used to, along with more than half of the high school I was in ))
[ ] You wear the headbands. ((used to along with more than half of the high school I was in ))
[ ] Every day. ((lol,no ))
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. ((....HAHAHAHAHAHA...AHHAAA....AHAHAH...no.))
[ ] Sephiroth is yours. (( Sephiroth can go die in a fire.))
[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. ((... *w* ))
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1 ((...DID I MENTION I HAVE A FEAR OF YAOI?!?!? ARGH!!! ))
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note. ((...I HATE that show.))
[ ] Touhou rocks your life. ((...NO.))
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. ((Not really...I mean Gurren Laggan wasn't too bad...did I write that correctly?))
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God. ((He's good, he's a nice guy, but not GOD. ))
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. ((....that's the name for that? Huh...))
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time. ((...????))
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence ((Only to piss people off and make fun of-- nevermind. ))
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. ((no...I draw realistic stuff and anthro too, and my style's one that I picked up from Tetsuya Nomura...kind of. ))
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime. ((...not really, mostly VIDEO GAMMESSS ))
[ ] All your friends also like anime. ((...nope, one wants to destroy it all in a nuclear fire...its scary how passionate he is about that...))
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. ((No, not entirely, but I would like to make comics.))
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai. ((. . . .Hentai is nice when it doesn't have stupid shitty dialogue. ))
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn" ((...yep.))
[ ] You write fanfics for English class. ((THE F*CK? ))
[ ] Yaoi fanfics. (( I SAID I AM AFRAID OF YAOI!!! DAMN, GET THAT INTO YOUR F*CKING HEAD BEFORE I *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP* xD ))
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls. (( No...I know more about its history and some of its myths as well as cities...))
[x] Everyone says you have no life. (( :l people used to, and that came from a lot of assholes.))
[ ] And it's true.
Score: 15
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
Hah, good...Now I wish certain asshole friends would stop calling me a weeaboo.... F*ckin' pricks...they're more weeaboo than I am, it hurts hearing them talk. ._.
FA+

InfernoFox
YOU LOSER!
BRING IT, BITCH!
ALRIGHT, I'LL DO IT LIKE A MAN! *flails both hands* >:C