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THREE THINGS? WHAT?
14 years ago
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Three names you go by, other than your given name:
1. Grits
2. Assman
3. Bob
Three screen names you've had:
1. ThatAsshole
2. DongFart
3. UnscriptedLies
Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. My farts
2. lol
3. poop
Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. I can't stop getting fucking zits
2. My gut
3. My eyesight (That's a physical thing right?)
Three parts of your heritage:
1. French
2. that's all
3. I know (for sure)
Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Shirt
2. Pants
3. Skin?
Three favorite bands/musical artists:
1. Deftones
2. Cazwell
3. Aphex Twin
Three favorite songs:
1. Yonkers - Tyler, The Creator
2. Get My Money Back - Cazwell
3. Xerces - Deftones
Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Ha
2. Haha
3. Hahaha
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Physique
2. Face
3. BOOTY
Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock'n'Roll
Three things that scare you:
1. Spiders
2. Spiders
3. DID I FUCKING MENTION SPIDERS?
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Music
2. Food
3. Computer
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Montana
2. Ohio
3. New York (All I'd be doing is chilling with friends in any of them anyway)
Three nicknames you dislike:
1. Boomy (People have an inability to read my GamerTag)
2. MyGirls (Example #2)
3. OneBoomyGirls (If they say this, they aren't trying)
Three careers you have considered/are considering:
1. Basketball Jones
2. Prostitute
3. Pizza Maker
Three ways you are stereotypically a man:
1. I was born a man
2. I fart
3. I sniff myself, and enjoy my own smell
Three ways you are stereotypically a woman:
1. I dance like a female
2. I throw machismo out the window
3. that's it
Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Rent out a hotel room in Montana with
2. Conquer my fear of Spiders
3. Go to Mars
Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Play Starcraft
2. Talk to one of my bros
3. Order 200 Pizzas
Three Pets you own:
1. A sickly Chihuahua named Cuervo
2. A bombay cat named Shadow
3. A tiny puppy named Tyke (unknown breed)
Three favorite drinks:
1. BARQ'S Root Beer
2. DR. PEPPER
3. Nestea Cool.
Three favorite mixed shots:
1. dur
2. hur
3. hurdur
Three favorite hard alcohols:
1. Crown Royal
2. Grey Goose
3. none
1. Grits
2. Assman
3. Bob
Three screen names you've had:
1. ThatAsshole
2. DongFart
3. UnscriptedLies
Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. My farts
2. lol
3. poop
Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. I can't stop getting fucking zits
2. My gut
3. My eyesight (That's a physical thing right?)
Three parts of your heritage:
1. French
2. that's all
3. I know (for sure)
Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Shirt
2. Pants
3. Skin?
Three favorite bands/musical artists:
1. Deftones
2. Cazwell
3. Aphex Twin
Three favorite songs:
1. Yonkers - Tyler, The Creator
2. Get My Money Back - Cazwell
3. Xerces - Deftones
Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Ha
2. Haha
3. Hahaha
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Physique
2. Face
3. BOOTY
Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock'n'Roll
Three things that scare you:
1. Spiders
2. Spiders
3. DID I FUCKING MENTION SPIDERS?
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Music
2. Food
3. Computer
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Montana
2. Ohio
3. New York (All I'd be doing is chilling with friends in any of them anyway)
Three nicknames you dislike:
1. Boomy (People have an inability to read my GamerTag)
2. MyGirls (Example #2)
3. OneBoomyGirls (If they say this, they aren't trying)
Three careers you have considered/are considering:
1. Basketball Jones
2. Prostitute
3. Pizza Maker
Three ways you are stereotypically a man:
1. I was born a man
2. I fart
3. I sniff myself, and enjoy my own smell
Three ways you are stereotypically a woman:
1. I dance like a female
2. I throw machismo out the window
3. that's it
Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Rent out a hotel room in Montana with
2. Conquer my fear of Spiders
3. Go to Mars
Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Play Starcraft
2. Talk to one of my bros
3. Order 200 Pizzas
Three Pets you own:
1. A sickly Chihuahua named Cuervo
2. A bombay cat named Shadow
3. A tiny puppy named Tyke (unknown breed)
Three favorite drinks:
1. BARQ'S Root Beer
2. DR. PEPPER
3. Nestea Cool.
Three favorite mixed shots:
1. dur
2. hur
3. hurdur
Three favorite hard alcohols:
1. Crown Royal
2. Grey Goose
3. none
Assy
~assy
OP
them thang. get on msn yo, I gots shit to tell
