A man walks into a bar with a drop dead gorgeous woman on one side & a little short guy sitting on his shoulder. The bartender takes his order & when he brings back the drinks the man gives him $50.00 & says, "Keep the change." The bartender smiles & turns to walk away.

As he turns the little short guy climbs down from the man's shoulder cusses & screams, then runs up & down the bar kicking over & breaking glasses.

The bartender comes back & demands the man pay for them. "Sure, here is $50 & another $50 for your troubles. So how about a refill?"
Bartender does just that & as he turns away the little short guy does his routine again.

The man gives the bartender another $50 and asks for refills again. The bartender asks the man, "How do you have so much money you can keep doing this for your little buddy there?"

The man tells him a story of how he found a lamp & upon releasing the genie inside was granted 3 wishes.
The bartender then asks him what were his 3 wishes.

"The first wish was for all the money I can ever spend. As soon as I give you a $50 another appears in my pocket. My second wish was for the most beautiful woman in the world. And I have her right here, don't you agree?"

The bartender agrees & then asks him, "So what was your third wish?"

The man smiles sheepishly & says, "A twelve inch prick, and that is him sitting on my shoulder."