Day 2
Starting weight: 367lbs
Ending weight: 378lbs
Chris woke me up this morning. I'm not sure how, because I'm a heavy sleeper. He told me that my breath still smelled of last night's dinner, but when I offered to brush my teeth, he just handed me a piece of gum and told me to chew it. It tasted kinda funny, (no not blueberry) it was minty. Next thing I know, I'm suddenly feeling light headed, and my stomach kinda hurts, like there was this huge pressure on it. It was then that I noticed that I was inflating and filling up with air. It wasn't until I was bobbing against the ceiling that I realized Chris was laughing so hard he almost pissed himself. When he finally caught his breath he left me in the room all inflated. There wasn't much for me to do, since I was stuck in the room, so I fell asleep. 
I woke up laying on the ground, and found the gum on the table. Air Gum, and you can actually find the commercial for it's inflating properties if you look hard enough. I'm gonna get him so good when I get back to America. 

He eventually came back, and we had a late lunch where the waiter gave us five different appetizers. Of course I ate it all, can you blame me? I didn't have breakfast. I also ate the pasta, and the pizza.
We then walked around the shops. There are lots of sexy underwear places, again, things I would've worn if I had abs.
I think Chris felt bad for the prank he pulled on me this morning, because he got a box of different types of donuts at the end of the day.
*eats a donut* I'm still gonna get him good later. Anybody know of a good prank? *eats another donut*