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Furry Shit I Hate...
14 years ago
...alternate title: Late-night trolling when I should be in bed.
K, if there is one central location of all things fetishy and non-mainstream, it's the furry fandom, hands down. I recognize this and respect that this community is a safe haven for all the internet's odd, shadow-dwelling, anthro-loving types. That said, I also recognize there is some fucked up shit that people e-wank over and it pisses me off.
Note that this is MY digital soap box. I intend to use it. If anything that follows pisses you off, tough. The alternate title should have been enough to warn you away, and if not the back button is always there on your browser.
Boobs on Avians or Reptiles
Mammary glands (i.e. breasts or boobs) are one of the defining features of MAMMALS. They do NOT go on birds or reptiles. OK, fine, your bird character is female? There are plenty of ways to indicate your character is female without strapping boobs on it. Stop relying on visual stereotypes and get creative about your character's appearance.
Boobs + Cock = FAIL
I can't tell you how much of a "DOES NOT WANT" face I make when I accidentally click on a thumbnail that leads to a boobscock monstrosity. Not only are boobcock things abjectly NOT realistic — those with true hermaphroditic conditions tend to be vastly underdeveloped in both areas — the way they are depicted here is fucking gross 95% of the time.
Boobs in general
What can I say? I just don't like them.
Vore
"Not sexy" doesn't come close with this one. In the furry world we think of our characters (and by extension, the characters of others) as sentient. The concept of one sentient creature — a person — eating another is disturbing as fuck. We make horror movies out of that sort of thing. Rumors of cannibalism have long been the stuff of horrific war situations and inter-cultural clashes.
Gore in Sexual Situations
Very similar to vore, sexual gore is disturbing as shit. Yeah, we all laughed in "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" when Sands threatened Cheech he was going to skull fuck him to death, but when someone does actual GRAPHIC art of the same thing? GUH!? All of the gore pics I've had the misfortune of happening upon depict torturous, fatal injuries being perpetrated on the victim. If fatal torture was not bad enough, then there's a cock thrown in fucking the innards to make it worse. Seriously WTF is wrong with people?
Bodily Fluids... All of Them
Shit, pee, vomit, and whatever else that can be secreted and/or excreted is just gross. I personally think cum is gross too, but I will bow to the mainstream acceptance of that one as OK for now.
Cock Goes Where?
For as many gay males as populate this community, you'd think people would know where the cock goes on the body. No, it is not growing out of the ass. No it is not attached to the inner thigh of one of the legs (a horrible thing that seems to happen when people draw 3/4 poses). No it does not point backwards. No, it does not sprout out of the belly.
Asshole/Balls/Vag Go Where?
Again, similar to the preceding one. We don't need any assballs, or thighballs, or floating anuses, or buttcunts, or stomachvags. Go straight to fail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Remain there until you learn anatomy or give up your porn-art card.
Rape
Fail. Just... fail.
It Was THIS BIG!
No, your character's cock should not be as long and thick as your forearm. It's not hot, it's disgusting. Oh, you think it's impressive and "fear-inspiring"? Why the fuck are you trying to scare people with the anatomical deformity between your legs when you are theoretically trying to woo them into having sex with you? Oh, and for those of you who find size play with massive tops appealing, if your top character's cock is as big across as your bottom's thigh, you are not getting in there and if you did you would KILL them.
Sex Art ≠ Good Art
Just because you throw an exposed cock or boobs in there does not mean it is good art. In fact it usually detracts from the piece. I can't tell you how many pics I've seen that would have been amazing except the artist felt the need to make it a sex piece and had one or more of the above issues. There are several artists I can name right now that have amazing skills they waste on porn.
K, if there is one central location of all things fetishy and non-mainstream, it's the furry fandom, hands down. I recognize this and respect that this community is a safe haven for all the internet's odd, shadow-dwelling, anthro-loving types. That said, I also recognize there is some fucked up shit that people e-wank over and it pisses me off.
Note that this is MY digital soap box. I intend to use it. If anything that follows pisses you off, tough. The alternate title should have been enough to warn you away, and if not the back button is always there on your browser.
Boobs on Avians or Reptiles
Mammary glands (i.e. breasts or boobs) are one of the defining features of MAMMALS. They do NOT go on birds or reptiles. OK, fine, your bird character is female? There are plenty of ways to indicate your character is female without strapping boobs on it. Stop relying on visual stereotypes and get creative about your character's appearance.
Boobs + Cock = FAIL
I can't tell you how much of a "DOES NOT WANT" face I make when I accidentally click on a thumbnail that leads to a boobscock monstrosity. Not only are boobcock things abjectly NOT realistic — those with true hermaphroditic conditions tend to be vastly underdeveloped in both areas — the way they are depicted here is fucking gross 95% of the time.
Boobs in general
What can I say? I just don't like them.
Vore
"Not sexy" doesn't come close with this one. In the furry world we think of our characters (and by extension, the characters of others) as sentient. The concept of one sentient creature — a person — eating another is disturbing as fuck. We make horror movies out of that sort of thing. Rumors of cannibalism have long been the stuff of horrific war situations and inter-cultural clashes.
Gore in Sexual Situations
Very similar to vore, sexual gore is disturbing as shit. Yeah, we all laughed in "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" when Sands threatened Cheech he was going to skull fuck him to death, but when someone does actual GRAPHIC art of the same thing? GUH!? All of the gore pics I've had the misfortune of happening upon depict torturous, fatal injuries being perpetrated on the victim. If fatal torture was not bad enough, then there's a cock thrown in fucking the innards to make it worse. Seriously WTF is wrong with people?
Bodily Fluids... All of Them
Shit, pee, vomit, and whatever else that can be secreted and/or excreted is just gross. I personally think cum is gross too, but I will bow to the mainstream acceptance of that one as OK for now.
Cock Goes Where?
For as many gay males as populate this community, you'd think people would know where the cock goes on the body. No, it is not growing out of the ass. No it is not attached to the inner thigh of one of the legs (a horrible thing that seems to happen when people draw 3/4 poses). No it does not point backwards. No, it does not sprout out of the belly.
Asshole/Balls/Vag Go Where?
Again, similar to the preceding one. We don't need any assballs, or thighballs, or floating anuses, or buttcunts, or stomachvags. Go straight to fail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Remain there until you learn anatomy or give up your porn-art card.
Rape
Fail. Just... fail.
It Was THIS BIG!
No, your character's cock should not be as long and thick as your forearm. It's not hot, it's disgusting. Oh, you think it's impressive and "fear-inspiring"? Why the fuck are you trying to scare people with the anatomical deformity between your legs when you are theoretically trying to woo them into having sex with you? Oh, and for those of you who find size play with massive tops appealing, if your top character's cock is as big across as your bottom's thigh, you are not getting in there and if you did you would KILL them.
Sex Art ≠ Good Art
Just because you throw an exposed cock or boobs in there does not mean it is good art. In fact it usually detracts from the piece. I can't tell you how many pics I've seen that would have been amazing except the artist felt the need to make it a sex piece and had one or more of the above issues. There are several artists I can name right now that have amazing skills they waste on porn.
I don't really identify with "furry" much- I like animals, am fascinated by animal behavior, and like the challenge of trying to depict an animal so someone can immediately tell its species. I tend to admire artists who put some effort into researching the animal they're drawing and taking time with its proportions and markings.
Even though I might like some X-rated drawings, I tend not to fave them.
They're called anthropomorphs for a reason... a mixture of animal and human attributes... and thus, any species can have breasts if the artist wants them to. Because breasts are a human attribute.
Boobs + Cock = FAIL
I don't like the grossly overdone herm stuff either... especially the hyper stuff...
Vore
Agreed
Gore in Sexual Situations
Agreed
Bodily Fluids... All of Them
Agreed... though since I became sexually active I find the idea of cum a bit less gross... I still don't want it in my mouth or on my body... but I understand where its supposed to go and that's the only place it goes. xD
Cock Goes Where?
Agreed
Asshole/Balls/Vag Go Where?
Agreed
Rape
Agreed
It Was THIS BIG!
Agreed... though people like to point out that it's fantasy... and I suppose it is, so there's no actual way to KILL someone who was never alive... I just understand it as the "everyone is made out of rubber" rule of fantasy... they can stretch, or so people claim.
Sex Art ≠ Good Art
Very much agreed
Luckily scat artists are also absolutely lousy artists so there's almost never an accidental look deeper than a thumbnail.
Overall, 90% of the artists out there need to hang up their crayons and go do something else... like paint lines on the highway. Unfortunately that 90% are rather effective trolls, chasing away the good artists, like Venigsun recently.
Macro/Hyper multi-nipple monsteous anatomy does not erotica make... actually, it's rather the opposite. MLP, likewise, has about as much to do with erotica as the third word used in this post.
WHAT?! Venigsun is gone? When did that happen?
Another burned fur for the firepile, apparently.
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I think that makes us best friends.
I can also add extreme macros. Ones that are bigger than planets! Can you say "suffocation?"
Okay, we're talking fantasy here. But i prefer that my fantasies be realistic. Just sayin'