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, cuz it's awesome >.>
(website for random fun facts is found here: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php )
mine: "According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Nix created God by snapping her fingers."
ten friends:
Doffa -- "No matter what your mother always said, Doffa can tune a fish."
synthariadesire -- "Syn doesn't open a can of whoopass. She makes her own."
peppermintkitten -- "Once a cobra bit Peppermint's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
melyn -- "Melyn once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Melyn re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer."
nitetigrezz -- "The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Nite's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul."
orlalil -- "Tanith uses a night light. Not because Tanith is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tanith."
zuke -- "Zuke has two speeds. Walk, and Kill."
rctwi -- "If you spell Riley wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Riley?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance.""
elsina -- "Elsina doesn't believe in ravioli. She stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood."
velvetkittie -- "Zin used to beat the shit out of her shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind her."
hehe. well, that was fun ^_^
-Nix
, cuz it's awesome >.>(website for random fun facts is found here: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php )
mine: "According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Nix created God by snapping her fingers."
ten friends:
Doffa -- "No matter what your mother always said, Doffa can tune a fish."
synthariadesire -- "Syn doesn't open a can of whoopass. She makes her own."
peppermintkitten -- "Once a cobra bit Peppermint's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
melyn -- "Melyn once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Melyn re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer."
nitetigrezz -- "The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Nite's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul."
orlalil -- "Tanith uses a night light. Not because Tanith is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tanith."
zuke -- "Zuke has two speeds. Walk, and Kill."
rctwi -- "If you spell Riley wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Riley?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance.""
elsina -- "Elsina doesn't believe in ravioli. She stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood."
velvetkittie -- "Zin used to beat the shit out of her shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind her."hehe. well, that was fun ^_^
-Nix
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I like this one best
i think i'm stealing this
I am amused.
Well, you know how it is with us kitties... we're always battling with our shadows! I'm just so awesome I actually beat it!
I am so definitely stealing this one! =~.^=