PUT YOUR iPOD ON SHUFFLE AND PRESS FW FOR EACH QUESTION. USE THE SONG NAME TO ANSWER THE QUESTION....

How am I feeling today?
Defying Gravity (Glee version)

Will I get far in life?
Who the Fuck is Alice (Happy Hardcore)

How do my friends see me?
Dilemma (MUCC)

Where will I get Married?
Kuuhaku no hi [Day of Blank Space](Plastic Tree)

What is my best friend's theme song?
With YOU (HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR)

What is the story of my life?
Chicks Dig It (Chris Cagle)

What is/was highschool like?
Ieji (MUCC)

How can I get ahead in life?
I Hate Myself Now (Euthanasie)

What is the best thing about me?
Kurutta Kajitsu Touwano Sora (GHOST)

How is today going to be?
EVE (Vidoll)

What is in store for this weekend?
How You're Talkin' (Montgomery Gentry)

What song describes my parents?
the WORLD (Nightmare)

To describe my grandparents?
Too Fast to Die (SADS)

How is my life going?
Cafe Le Psyence (hide)

What song will they play at my funeral?
Yesterday's Rain (Toby Keith)

How does the world see me?
Lost (Angel Sanctuary OVA)

Will I have a happy life?
Walking in Memphis (Master Blaster mix)

What do my friends really think of me?
Eye Contact! Karate King (Pokemon Original Soundtrack)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Judas (Lady Gaga)

How can I make myself happy?
Everything (SADS)

What should I do with my life?
TELL ME (hide)

Will I ever have children?
Futaba Town (Day) (Pokemon Original Soundtrack)

What is some good advice for me?
Paradise (Creature Creature)

How will I be remembered?
Nothing (SADS)

What is my signature dancing song?
B.T. (.hack//SIGN soundtrack)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Pokemon [Dance Mix] (Pokemon: 2.B.A Master)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Loveless Lover (SADS)

What type of men/women do you like?
Sarah (Vidoll)

....Uhhh...
1) Having an iPod with a fuckton of Jrock songs is obviously not good for this
2) I think my iPod knows I am depressed.
3) It really likes SADS today
4) Tried to find translations for some of the titles but couldn't, sorry.