So I was sitting at the car dealership yesterday in the waiting room. (I was getting some business finished up with my car) when I see a ~75 year old woman pull up in a car that looked brand new. In the process of parking she managed to miss crashing into the building by about 1 inch, then she got out of her car and stormed into the building, the following conversation followed:

Salesman: "Hello, how can I help you today?"
Woman: "I'M NOT HERE TO BUY A CAR, I NEED TO SPEAK TO *****"
Salesman: "Okay, let me see if he is here today" *gets on phone*
"I'm sorry, he is off today but will be in tomorrow, is there anything I can help you with?"
Woman: "I bought this car about 2 months ago, and it has a design flaw!"
Salesman: "I'm sorry to hear that, what seems to be the problem?"
Woman: "I was at the airport and when I tried to unlock the door behind the driver using the unlock button in the car, all the doors unlocked, YOU SOLD ME A DEFECTIVE CAR, DESIGN FLAW DESIGN FLAW! You will give me back the car I traded in (some old ass clunker) and take back this one."
Salesman: (knowing the car is probably long gone and/or crushed being that the sale was 2 months ago and they turn over about 200 cars a month being a huge lot)
"uh.. *long pause* >_> let me get the manager for you..."

After getting the manager, the woman and the manager disappeared into some other office, the salesman comes back out (the waiting room overlooked the lot) to watch the lot for potential customers. I give him a look and roll my eyes and he replied, "In my 15 years of selling cars, that's the first time I have ever heard that one..."

#1 People here are crazy.
#2 Old people should not drive cars.
#3 The unlock button in a car UNLOCKS ALL DOORS.
#4 When you trade in your car and the deal is long done, that car is now property of the dealership, it's not like POGS.