Alex Encounters a Gale
14 years ago
So I was walking home after a long day's class (actually, it was scheduled for three hours but we were out in one) and the atmosphere started to get tumultuous. I took out my umbrella, and several moments later, it began to pour.
In short order, I was soaked from the thighs down. My head and torso remained dry, but my shorts are now being washed, and my feet felt all nasty and stuff until I washed them as well.
On a related note, I've decided that my new favorite dark horse cartridge is the .460 Rowland. .44 Magnum power in an autopistol = win.
I have noticed that my stories are getting less attention, and that's alright with me. The next piece I release will be for true supporters, but after that, I will be writing something designed to appeal to the furry public at large.
There's not much left to say now, except I hope the title of this journal didn't make you think that I was going to go on a killing rampage in a whorehouse/club in order to take out my mother. After all, I don't live in Sweden. Cheers!
In short order, I was soaked from the thighs down. My head and torso remained dry, but my shorts are now being washed, and my feet felt all nasty and stuff until I washed them as well.
On a related note, I've decided that my new favorite dark horse cartridge is the .460 Rowland. .44 Magnum power in an autopistol = win.
I have noticed that my stories are getting less attention, and that's alright with me. The next piece I release will be for true supporters, but after that, I will be writing something designed to appeal to the furry public at large.
There's not much left to say now, except I hope the title of this journal didn't make you think that I was going to go on a killing rampage in a whorehouse/club in order to take out my mother. After all, I don't live in Sweden. Cheers!
I feel like you had a bad experience with a tiger in a zoo once, or something.
If you need more proof of my pro-tigerness, take a gander at Daemons or Zen of Self.
To be fair, though, my tiger eating journal might have thrown you off a bit, eh?
They're protagonists, but they're murderers.
You wouldn't happen to be a calvin & hobbes fan, would you?
It's true that my tiger protagonists are murderers, but that doesn't mean that I (and others) can't relate to them. I mean, it's not like what they're insane. Kris is just a BAMF, and I won't give away Lone Tiger, so you can find out what's up with Alex Rindenko on your own.
He's practical and irrational at the same time.
... Not that I... support Kris, of course. Not really.
That is some statistically significant shit, son.