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Only the DEADLIEST OF SINS for me darling.
18 years ago
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: My brother's girlfriend. But I didn't say anything to her, because I'm just all sunshine and glitter.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Probably something like a machete or a meat-cleaver. I'm very 80s-slaher-flick.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Only if I felt severely threatened.
4. How about of the same sex?: In all honesty, I'm slow to hit anyone. But to answer the question, YES.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Probably Dogu's sister.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Know-it-alls.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Well, I can forgive, but I don't think I EVER forget...
I'm the elephant of rage.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: I'm pretty reliable when it comes to things I have to do. I've been known to make entire lists... DAY-BY-DAY WEEK PLANS.
BUT... I still haven't completely unpacked from my move last month.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: I've slept through entire days before.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: I don't mean to sound rude, BUT THIS IS NOT ONE BIT OF YOUR BUSINESS.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I won't finish my painting in the garage today because it is COLD."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?:Sure. Sometimes they show little things that are just SO AWESOME... Little wonders of modern technology.
Who knew it could be THAT easy to peel potatoes?
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Today.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't use my alarm clock today...
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Grey Goose?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: I prefer lighter meat. Fish and chicken in particular.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: HA!
I drank an ENTIRE GALLON of red wine one night about two years ago.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: I SO DO.
I work out obsessively to burn off those calories.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy foods.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Umm... NO.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Whoo-ee!
Let's see...
You know, I honestly can't answer this with confidence.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: More than a few?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: SIGH yes. Alas, I am human. If I have dick on the brain, I WILL catch a peek at EVERY FINE ASS that crosses my path.
4. Have you done it?: Have I DONE IT?
Are we in the 5th grade?
Yes, I've had sex.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: I'm an ass guy.
And hot abs make me melt...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Well, I'm glad to say that my pregnancy tests all came back negative (BUT MY BOOBS ARE SO SWOLEN!).
But honestly, every sexually active man that is not involved in a trusting, monogamous relationship should get tested regularly.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Oh my...
Barnes and Noble, Aeropostale, I've been seen in Hot Topics and Pacific Sunwears, I patrol thrift stores...
I've been seen in comic book shops and of course art supply stores...
I really just enjoy shopping.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I would invest it.
HONESTLY!
No cocaine binges or parties with bath-tubs fll of champagne.
No new clothes (Well.. probably SOME new clothes...)
No plastic surgery.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich AND famous!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Um, YEAH
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah... but I'm not really PROUD of it
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Actually, not too many. My cd collection, however, is HUGE.
And GROWING.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I've studied classical art for over three years now. My knowledge and ability are more astute than ever before.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I stopped doing hard drugs and tried really really hard to change my life.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: I would like to be able to say that I am making a living doing something that I love to do.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Sometimes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Yes...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: I cheated all the way through my government class my sophomore year of college...
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: 2 plus hours of figure studies.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I really don't know... I like to think I'm not a very envious person.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Does this show even come on anymore?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I really don't know...
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: No, but I've only been in one serious, monogamous relationship. The others were mostly flings and fun.
ALTHOUGH... some of them could have been excellent partners.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Oh yes...
I wish I had a nicer ass.
I wish I had a smaller waist.
I wish I had a little more lift on my face.
I wish I had better skin.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: I wish I were a little more outspoken. Sometimes I'm just along for the ride.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust.
ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: My brother's girlfriend. But I didn't say anything to her, because I'm just all sunshine and glitter.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Probably something like a machete or a meat-cleaver. I'm very 80s-slaher-flick.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Only if I felt severely threatened.
4. How about of the same sex?: In all honesty, I'm slow to hit anyone. But to answer the question, YES.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Probably Dogu's sister.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Know-it-alls.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Well, I can forgive, but I don't think I EVER forget...
I'm the elephant of rage.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: I'm pretty reliable when it comes to things I have to do. I've been known to make entire lists... DAY-BY-DAY WEEK PLANS.
BUT... I still haven't completely unpacked from my move last month.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: I've slept through entire days before.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: I don't mean to sound rude, BUT THIS IS NOT ONE BIT OF YOUR BUSINESS.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I won't finish my painting in the garage today because it is COLD."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?:Sure. Sometimes they show little things that are just SO AWESOME... Little wonders of modern technology.
Who knew it could be THAT easy to peel potatoes?
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Today.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't use my alarm clock today...
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Grey Goose?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: I prefer lighter meat. Fish and chicken in particular.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: HA!
I drank an ENTIRE GALLON of red wine one night about two years ago.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: I SO DO.
I work out obsessively to burn off those calories.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy foods.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Umm... NO.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Whoo-ee!
Let's see...
You know, I honestly can't answer this with confidence.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: More than a few?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: SIGH yes. Alas, I am human. If I have dick on the brain, I WILL catch a peek at EVERY FINE ASS that crosses my path.
4. Have you done it?: Have I DONE IT?
Are we in the 5th grade?
Yes, I've had sex.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: I'm an ass guy.
And hot abs make me melt...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Well, I'm glad to say that my pregnancy tests all came back negative (BUT MY BOOBS ARE SO SWOLEN!).
But honestly, every sexually active man that is not involved in a trusting, monogamous relationship should get tested regularly.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Oh my...
Barnes and Noble, Aeropostale, I've been seen in Hot Topics and Pacific Sunwears, I patrol thrift stores...
I've been seen in comic book shops and of course art supply stores...
I really just enjoy shopping.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I would invest it.
HONESTLY!
No cocaine binges or parties with bath-tubs fll of champagne.
No new clothes (Well.. probably SOME new clothes...)
No plastic surgery.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich AND famous!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Um, YEAH
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah... but I'm not really PROUD of it
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Actually, not too many. My cd collection, however, is HUGE.
And GROWING.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I've studied classical art for over three years now. My knowledge and ability are more astute than ever before.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I stopped doing hard drugs and tried really really hard to change my life.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: I would like to be able to say that I am making a living doing something that I love to do.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Sometimes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Yes...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: I cheated all the way through my government class my sophomore year of college...
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: 2 plus hours of figure studies.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I really don't know... I like to think I'm not a very envious person.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Does this show even come on anymore?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I really don't know...
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: No, but I've only been in one serious, monogamous relationship. The others were mostly flings and fun.
ALTHOUGH... some of them could have been excellent partners.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Oh yes...
I wish I had a nicer ass.
I wish I had a smaller waist.
I wish I had a little more lift on my face.
I wish I had better skin.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: I wish I were a little more outspoken. Sometimes I'm just along for the ride.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust.
