So I was playing mario...
14 years ago
And I got to thinkin...Peach is king koopas baby maker. And King Koopa REALLY thinks ahead when he goes to kidnap the princess. He's got an army, and even a lock smith for the castle. See I was playing Super mario 64. Its pretty awesome and the pre-cursor for Mario galaxy. Anyways. I was just thinking either Bowser really knows what he's doing or peach secretly loves getting kidnapped and rapped over and over again. I mean in ALL the time it takes mario to rescue her, how many times as Bowser emptied his balls inside the princess ya know? You never hear about any queen koopa so how are the kids being made? Peach.

feral-kitsune
~feral-kitsune
Cracked did this sorta thing already

Cuddles
~cuddles
OP
Oh. Well good for him/her.