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Its like Zombie Apocalypse but with Mormons
14 years ago
For those who dont know. I couldnt stand living with my 66 year old aunt and uncle so Ive been spending the summer with my brother and his family in Utah. Yes my aunt and uncle are so annoying that I fled from Sunny California to Utah. To be fair they live on a very north eastern part of California so it was a 10 hour drive hehe.
Now while Utah isnt bad as a whole. My brother lives in a small-ish town thats 40 percent Mormon. And while I have nothing against Mormons, they do seem to have a problem with anyone who isnt. Esspecially those who arent Christian, like me. And those who have an alternative sexual lifestyle, like me.
Luckily my brother and his wife are super laid back with their religion. I call them Mormon Lite hehe. So its honestly been pretty nice, though oftentimes boring.
I go back to my aunts in the fall but with school she should be out of my hair a good deal of the time.
In case you were wondering. Like many of my journal entries, this is a precursor to porn posting. Prepare yourselves for sexiness!!
Now while Utah isnt bad as a whole. My brother lives in a small-ish town thats 40 percent Mormon. And while I have nothing against Mormons, they do seem to have a problem with anyone who isnt. Esspecially those who arent Christian, like me. And those who have an alternative sexual lifestyle, like me.
Luckily my brother and his wife are super laid back with their religion. I call them Mormon Lite hehe. So its honestly been pretty nice, though oftentimes boring.
I go back to my aunts in the fall but with school she should be out of my hair a good deal of the time.
In case you were wondering. Like many of my journal entries, this is a precursor to porn posting. Prepare yourselves for sexiness!!
After the massacre, the church first claimed that local Paiute Indians were responsible, but as evidence of Mormon involvement mounted, it placed the sole blame for the killings on John D. Lee, a militia member and a Mormon zealot who was also the adopted son of the prophet Brigham Young. After nearly two decades, as part of a deal for statehood, Lee was executed by a firing squad in 1877. The church has been reluctant to assume responsibility - labelling Lee a renegade - but several historians, including some who are Mormon, believe that church leaders, though never prosecuted, ordered the massacre. "
Could you imagine this happening today? With their white shirts, individual ties, black shorts and black suspenders? Its like a comedy in my head! I imagine a Full Metal Jacket tie on one of them, where it says "Born to Kill" but theres a peace sign. Ahhh, the Duality of Mormonism. To their credit all religions suck. =D Im a Permanant Agnostic
If anything, be mad i was makeing fun of a historical event. Which is what i was doing. I was pointing out a bit of history and then laughing, trying to imagine it happening today like a comedy. Lampoon style humor, ya see.
So if you find offense with what i'v said...thats your own fault =P
However, you did say; "Ahhh, the Duality of Mormonism. To their credit all religions suck." after pointing out a century-old crime done in the name of mormonism, so my statement stands. There's hundreds of reasons why one could be against current-day religion, but for the sake of fairness, crimes of a bygone age shouldn't count. :)
1. This is the internet, ppl will baw about anything
2. "The duality of Mormonism" was in reference to the tie. Ever seen Full Metal Jacket where he had to describe why he had a peace sign but the words Born to Kill? He described it as the Duality of Man. IMO the most perfect image refering to the Duality of Man is a child soldier.
3. All religions suck, thats to include my own. I stand by that everyday and i dont care what you think.
4. The world we live in has no place for fairness. Fairness means, that for whats in your wallet, i wont fucking stab you. Or maybe i will! =D
I mean, you see what was said in this journal. Its a bunch of intolerant Mormons, the same ppl who actively campaign for you to convert. I have never seen a Baptist minister on my doorstep at 8am asking me if i'v found Jesus. Infact, one time two Mormons showed up to my front door (ALL CLICHE!), i opened it for them only wearing Boxers. And i broke down LAUGHING at them. Im half naked and im laughing at them? Oh they were fucking pissed! But, they just stood there like ""
And religious solicitors are why I answer house-callers with a slung AK!
Yes, I could already tell from the unwarranted hostility. c.c; Sheesh.. If this is how you react to folks when they're on your side (on the topic of mormons being obnoxious) I'd hate to see how you'd react to people who arent... ._.
Go hiking! Utah is a beautiful state.
Mormons also appear to lose their weirdness when they are not in Utah and they comprise a minority of 15% or less. Some of the nicest folk I know are Mormon. Besides, it could always be worse: You might be in a conservative 40%+ Roman Catholic community.
And yeahs Ive known some awesome Mormons. Even dated a couple. They are great....when they arent in any majority and just another religion among many. In Utah, whole other story hehe.
Incoming bibles at 3 o'clock.
You should check out the pac northwest, I love it here for a multitude of reasons. ;9
Seattle side (puget sound) where I live, kicks ass.
Very open minded, great muzac etc etc...