Another one of these! Seems like I don't post much else, though that was a long time ago. I just recently was conversing with a slutgirl cambot (though the authenticity of the respondent's sentience was questionable until I got identical responses a few times). Here, for you to enjoy! I've redacted the links, though.

tubbs77d (9:04:46 PM): hey

Skorp Delphinix (9:09:02 PM): who the fuck are you

tubbs77d (9:09:17 PM): i hope you wanna to chat with a horny girI 2day...

Skorp Delphinix (9:09:42 PM): Oh, please, by all means madam. Proceed!

tubbs77d (9:10:10 PM): i am a IittIe busy right now, just got a new Iaptop trying to set my cam up..

Skorp Delphinix (9:11:45 PM): Ohhh, I see. Cams (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cam) are complex and require careful placement. I do have a crash-course in hydraulics if you'd like to peruse through its documentation...

tubbs77d (9:12:08 PM): i have a fetish for being on cam ;)

Skorp Delphinix (9:13:19 PM): You mean a plate cam? I'm confused. Sure, I understand sock fetishes and feltching, but that's just plain... unorthodox.

tubbs77d (9:13:35 PM): you can watch my web cam but youre not a kid right??

Skorp Delphinix (9:14:01 PM): Do you really have any way of knowing that one way or another, for sure?

tubbs77d (9:14:18 PM): k ..weII im gonna show you if thats okay...

Skorp Delphinix (9:14:55 PM): Though leaving the issue of whether or not I'm a kid aside; are you? Because you spell and talk like a very convincing 14-year-old.

tubbs77d (9:15:12 PM): <URL removed>/randomgirl?=9958 go there and my video wiII Ioad, just cIick accept invite, its 100% free to join since I'm a premium member, you onIy need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p

Skorp Delphinix (9:15:28 PM): You know, I had a feeling you were going to say something like that.

tubbs77d (9:15:54 PM): if you cum watch me i'II do whatever you want me to do... fiII out your info, its free :) k?

Skorp Delphinix (9:16:52 PM): If I cum, but don't watch you, will you feel bad? Especially if I pay someone else for it..


tubbs77d (9:17:17 PM): lol, read the fine print on that page babe..it says session is only $0.00 if a premium member invites you...I've been a premium member there for a long time. Trust me I know how the site works I'm a webcam freaklol..

Skorp Delphinix (9:19:03 PM): And suppose I can't read fine print? I may very well have horrendous cataracts in my eye (which, for all you know, I've only one functioning eye!). I congradulate you on your premium membership though! Myself, I've been a member of the local naturalist's club for decades. Centuries, even.
Skorp Delphinix (9:19:17 PM): though if you could define the word "freaklol" for me...

tubbs77d (9:19:36 PM): i use this site to pIay on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't aIIow peopIe to record my cam!

Skorp Delphinix (9:20:06 PM): If you truly believe that, then I would like to know what passes for breakfast cereal in your country.

tubbs77d (9:20:26 PM): usa

Skorp Delphinix (9:20:59 PM): You've responded to a keyword in my last post! A clever bot. Allow me to provide a few others, in no particular order:

tubbs77d (9:21:25 PM): what's a bot??

Skorp Delphinix (9:21:27 PM): cum penis vagina inflation spasms snuff vore arrested breasts nipples ass mortgage financial statement

tubbs77d (9:21:55 PM): i'm 24

Skorp Delphinix (9:23:43 PM): A number! Here's a list of prime numbers: 1 2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 53 59 61 67 71

tubbs77d (9:24:09 PM): credit card is just to verify your age I had to verify mine aIso , u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just accept my invite

Skorp Delphinix (9:25:38 PM): Oh! There we are. Just now I put in my credit card number, my real name and age, my address, my telephone number and every other piece of compromising information you may have requested. I have complete and total faith that this is a legitimate enterprise, and do wish to engage in sexually-oriented entertainment as soon as possib-
Skorp Delphinix (9:25:44 PM): Dear god.
Skorp Delphinix (9:25:46 PM): Is that really you?

tubbs77d (9:26:03 PM): i'm 24
tubbs77d (9:26:16 PM): Iet me know if you need any heIp Iogging in..i'm gonna sIip into something nice for you..k? ;)


Skorp Delphinix (9:27:06 PM): There are some rather conspicuous pustules leaking an amorphous fluid, and some alarmingly symmetrical tumors. Yes, please! Put something on that will cover those up.

tubbs77d (9:27:28 PM): <URL removed>randomgirl?=7007
tubbs77d (9:27:28 PM): <URL removed>privateshow?=1866

Skorp Delphinix (9:28:51 PM): Now I am sorely confused. Is the previously linked URL different from the two you've just provided me with? Because I'm starting to like those tumors. I may very well be a tumor fetishist.

tubbs77d (9:29:11 PM): you forgot it? lol its <URL removed>privateshow?=2934

Skorp Delphinix (9:29:52 PM): You seem to respond to a very specific set of keywords. Allow me to slip another one in to the following question:
Skorp Delphinix (9:29:54 PM): what is your age?

tubbs77d (9:30:31 PM): i'm 24

Skorp Delphinix (9:30:50 PM): Like clockwork.

Skorp Delphinix (9:30:52 PM): Age URL Link Bot Credit Card

tubbs77d (9:31:21 PM): k

Skorp Delphinix (9:31:45 PM): I eagerly await your response, not-so-clever middle-eastern composer of webcamslutbotchat!

tubbs77d (9:32:11 PM): i'm 24

Skorp Delphinix (9:32:39 PM): That information is superfluous, redundant and not relevant to my previous message.

tubbs77d (9:33:07 PM): i'm 24

Skorp Delphinix (9:33:21 PM): Are you really 24? How old are you, really?

tubbs77d (9:33:55 PM): are u in babe??

Skorp Delphinix (9:35:31 PM): Yes, I am. And I'm currently masturbating at a frantic, convulsive, uncontrollable rate. I will soon ejaculate my seminal fluids all over this keyboard, in a spectacular display of tense sexual release.


tubbs77d (9:35:49 PM): when was the last time you had any? I want it NOW! lol

Skorp Delphinix (9:37:26 PM): Any what? I recently had some watermelon. It was delicious. And speaking of melons, I've noticed that you don't have any. Are you a recently operated transexual? I saw something that looked suspiciously like a penis just a moment ago.

tubbs77d (9:37:45 PM): when was the last time you had any? I want it NOW! lol

Skorp Delphinix (9:39:51 PM): Parachute
Passport
Pebble
Pendulum
Pepper
Perfume
Pillow
Plane
Skorp Delphinix (9:40:11 PM): I suspect the line returns will mess with your logic a bit.

tubbs77d (9:40:38 PM): k

Skorp Delphinix (9:41:39 PM): So, if you receive a post in which no keywords are present, and you've exhausted the list of prescribed baiting reponses with which to capture your hapless prey's financial information, you reply with "k"?

Skorp Delphinix (9:42:56 PM): Phew! Well, I just came. Thanks for the wonderful chat! i'm gonna DDoS you now. So long!