YOU BASTARD.
Just kidding! :P
Well, in case you missed my journal, my birthday is tomorrow.

@O@ FOR REAL!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep. I'm going to be an ancient old lady. I'm going to be.... 15. -dun dun duuuuun-

lol, 15 isnt too bad (im 16 >.> )

But but I'll be an old lady person that sits on the front porch and yells at kids. I should just go buy a hearing aid and write my will right now.
Also, I'm in British Columbia; the only place in North America where it's legal to date and hook up with people within 6 years of your age. Which means 21 year olds will have a legal right to flirt with me and I do not want! D': *goes out to buy pepper spray* I hate having tits.

british columbia? thats a real place? @.@
where is that???

Canada. D: BC has been a legitimate province for 75 years and proud Canadians for even longer. Every one gets their pot from here; it is literally the best place the world to grow weed and I'm sad to say that's what we're famous for. That's right, it's thanks to British Columbia that every one things Canadians are tree hugging pot heads. lolwefail.

no, in america, we think canadians are just over peaceful cut bags XDDD
thats pretty much it. i dont know a single person that thinks canadians are pot heads XDDD



.....but seriously? is it like legit legal there? @O@???
if so, i might end up there some day X3

Well, I guess I have bad luck when talking with people from different nationalities. They usually either don't know what Canada is, never mind where it is, or think we're all pot smoking, tree hugging, eskimos that end every sentence with "eh?"

All you need is their consent, and their parent's consent if they're younger than 13.

XDDDDD
i hear the craziest shit sometimes. when people say america, everyone assumes the united states, but america is a continent. theres north, central, and south.
thats why its funny. one guy "i live ___" "wheres that?" "its in north/central/sout america." "oh! so you live in the united states?" "no, i live in ____." "but you just said you lived in amerika" "no i said i lived in ___ern america. not the united staits"
and so on XDDD
so many fails, so little time X3

but... you guys dont say "what are you guys talking aboot?" when you talk?


whos concent?

That's one thing that really bugs me. Half the people that never heard of Canada haven't heard of it because most people assume we're part of the U.S. of A.; despite the fact that we're the second largest country in the world, have the best health care, are the most accepting country of race, religion, and sexuality, have the best trained army for close combat, and hold the world record for farthest sniper shot. Just saying, bro.

Not always, no, but we really do let pretty much any immigrants into the country like some stereo types say. Ask about any stereo type about Canadians and I be I can answer all of them :D

In British Columbian law, it is legal for a man or a woman to date a minor no more than 6 years younger than them so long as they receive consent from both the minor and their guardian.

lol, were just that awesome X3
...best close combat army? i doubt that. pur army, navy, air force and all around armed forces are the best in the world

lol

huh.... thats weird..... well, its not that war in america.



....hmmm.... how are the laws on weed? X3 the main attraction

Yeah, but that's overall. The Canadian Military has the best instructors and best soldiers for close combat specifically. Take away our weapons and we'll win, stuff us in tanks and we'll ragequit.

Pot, I'm sad to say how much I know about it. In BC you can get a licence to grow pot for personal use, you won't get arrested for smoking weed so long as you're not in an area with children or designed for children (like a park), though there are laws about how much marijuana you can have on person, police enforcement are generally very lenient about it. Pot is so easy to come by, that even our homeless can usually afford it.

lol. out armed forces were once trained for close combat. im not sure about now though.

OMG!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you need a licens to buy it? like.... do they have it in stores or anything???

You guys get to play with shiny rapid-fire weaponry, why the fuck would you want to know how to snap some ones neck?

Not that I know of, no. You can get a licence to sell pot, generally for medical use, but I don't think you can get one to buy it and I'm almost positive that we don't have stores for it. I think Denmark does, though.

no, our armed forces can do that. only 66 lbs of pressure to do it too.

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i want tooooo buuuyyyyyyyy soooooooommmmmmmomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

We Canadians just like to do shit the old fashion way. :3

Well, I don't exactly approve of smoking dope, but it's better to buy it from BC than any other place in the world. Literally.

lol, the US is going down the crapper

oh? whys that?

le flush

British Columbia literally has the perfect conditions to grow pot. Had we not domesticated it, it'd be as common in the wild as a heavy person in McDonalds.