-THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS-

~ANGER~

1. With whom did you last get angry?
my pet snake...for pooping in my bed? I think?

2. What is your weapon of choice?
sniper rifle? or perhaps katana.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
if they deserved it. I'm all about equality.

4. How about of the same sex?
same.


5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
might have been my former boss who canned me. fuck tard.

6. What is your pet peeve?
being coddled. ohh..did you get a paper cut? awww, it must hurt! let me pamper you till you die.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I only hold grudges against barney...but then, he'll never change.




~SLOTH~

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long dunno? oh!
have breakfast, rarely up early enough to qualify for that meal.


2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
depends on whether I went to bed at a reasonable hour.
I've woken up, and gone to bed at all sorts of hours.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
I guess my sister? haven't talked to her in a couple months.


4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
all my excuses are not laim i make them on purpose.


5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
hmmm....usually get bored halfway through, after they repeat the same shit over and over again.


6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
what the hell is that?


7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
oh, I woke up at about one am. you don't think I set my alarm that early do you?





~GLUTTONY~

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
I like raspberry pomegranite italian soda. and before you get your tail up, you can buy it a fucking target, alright?


2. White meat or dark meat?
fucking dark! got da flavor!

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
oh, i had about 8-10 drinks....and as i recall....vomited it all up, and passed out. I never got good at taking booze.
that might be because I gave it up.


4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
I don't need that crap [charkonian, I somehow doubt you're 130]

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
nope.


6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
all of the above?

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?
I nibble my pets, but the price per pound, just isn't good enough to feast on em.


~LUST~

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
enough.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
probably a higher number than the first.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender -of choice during a normal conversation?
frequently.

4. Have you done it?
a few times.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
hmm...I think the belly and chest. well toned and muscluar but soft, and huggable, murrrrrrrrrr

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
haven't yet. nope

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
had to? I volunteered for the last std....

~GREED~

1. How many credit cards do you own?
just my atm debit card, got no good credit for cards.


2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
adam&eve dot com

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
pay off my school loans, get my three lovers together, and buy a house. what ever's left over, will be invested. with that investment money, i'll live a happy comfortable life, well, actually....I'd still have to work but it'd help out I'm sure.


4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
rich, I think. fame is annoying...i'd get in trouble for killing the papperazzi.


5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
I would. cause I could work part time.


6. Have you ever stolen anything?
a few small shopliftings....

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
I don't do mp3. I have all my music stored as wma. for maximum sound quality. I dunno how many i have, but about a half a gig total memory space.

~PRIDE~ (Uh-oh...)

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
drove across the country, twice. that's a big feat....took a 23 hour non stop for about 1300 miles. that's a big thing, i say.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
dunno. I'd have to ask em.


3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
independence. to live my own life, and support myself.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
somewhat. depends on if it's like a sibling rivalry thing....or not.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
probably. don't remember anymore.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
might have. it's something i might do.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
got up well before noon?

~ENVY~

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
their ability to require less than 8 hours sleep. or possibly their ambition. and modivation.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
how bout sharing spaces? I'd like to do that with a lot of people.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
somebody independantly wealthy, a philanthropist, somebody who's made their bucks, let's the board work the company fortune, so I can do what ever the fuck I want. a millionaire in short.


4. Have you ever been cheated on?
no, but......

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
--*nods* A tail. [what he said]

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
modivation, ambition...things like that.

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
sloth? cause I'm good at it?