What if?~
● I died: I would avenge you with newfound pyrokinesis
● I kissed you:...creeper
● I fell:you'd probably scrap your knee
● I lived next door to you: party erryday!
● I showed up at your house: How the fuck did you find my house?

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: I dunno...seems unexpected
● I was murdered:...I would avenge you with greater success
● I cried: free art for you.
● I asked you to marry me:...I'd laugh
● I was hospitalized:I would be sad and give you free art...okay more free art

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? uh...I dunno pretty awkward
● Keep a secret if i told you one? yep
● Hold my hand? hm sure.
● Study with me? yep
● Cook for me? I can't cook
● Love me? maybe if the situation were right
● Date me? ^^^
● Have sex with me? is the dating and love stuff works out

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? Internet!
● Describe me in three words. Big slut fox!...I mean compassionate, self-doubt, funny
● What was your first impression of me? uh...interesting I guess. the whole FaF regulars were odd to me
● What do you think of me now? you're still interesting, but in a better way
● What reminds you of me? foxes
● Could you see us together forever? uh...no to be honest
● When's the last time you saw me? AC
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Yes :p

brb injuring myself for free art.

it's like insurance fraud for furries!

better make it good or I'll just laugh at you.

brb grabbin' sledge hammer.

I CAN TAKE A FEW BROKEN BONES!

What if?~
● I died: KNOCK ON WOOD. KNOCK ON WOOD.
● I kissed you: On the cheek? Sure whatever.
● I fell: Laugh endlessly. Unless you were hurt. Then I'd laugh til I died.
● I lived next door to you: Grab beer and an ATV. WE GOIN' HUNTIN'.
● I showed up at your house: STALKER FAG

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: Slap that right out of you >:C
● I was murdered: Bring you back and take turns killing your murderer.
● I cried: Assuming I were there, hug you.
● I asked you to marry me: Sorry...marriage is taboo.
● I was hospitalized: TEXT. AND VISIT. ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSS.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Only if you were tied up. I know your game, mister. >:c
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Duh.
● Hold my hand? Sure.
● Study with me? Ew. I guess.
● Cook for me? I hope you don't mind a limited menu.
● Love me? Already do <3
● Date me? Maybe if I were single.
● Have sex with me? Can you handle Thor yet? :V

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? FAF.
● Describe me in three words. Crazy Ass Fucker.
● What was your first impression of me? That you were an insecure twatsucker.
● What do you think of me now? Same thing. :3
● What reminds you of me? Beer. :V And Foxes.
● Could you see us together forever? Best frands yuss.
● When's the last time you saw me? Technically never. :/
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Already did.

Hahahaha. Crazy ass-fucker. :v

I'm glad beer reminds you of me. :V

:3

What if?~
● I died: I will ask to be buried next to you.
● I kissed you: I will throw some tounge in there. c:
● I fell: I'll "fall" on you too. ;3
● I lived next door to you: buy telescope, point at HK's house, ???, profit!
● I showed up at your house Let you in for "coffee."

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: Let you keep it bby.
● I was murdered: The only person doing the murderin' around 'ere is ME.
● I cried: I'll wipe those tears away murr.
● I asked you to marry me: OH, YES!
● I was hospitalized: I'll get myself hurt just so I can move in beside you.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Oh, now do you trust ME? I'll be sure to keep you comfortable and safe. ;3c
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Ofc
● Hold my hand? Yes. c:
● Study with me? only if we can talk dirty at the same time.
● Cook for me? I'm cookin' somethin' up for ya as we speak.
● Love me? No.
● Date me? No.
● Have sex with me? YES.

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? FAF.
● Describe me in three words. Sexy virgin guy.
● What was your first impression of me? HE'S HOT
● What do you think of me now? The same. c:
● What reminds you of me? Dicks.
● Could you see us together forever? If I haven't grown bored with you, yes. c:
● When's the last time you saw me? You were naked.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Did it, yo. c:

You really want my anal virginity don't you :C

Yes. AND I WILL KEEP IT.

What if?~
● I died: Send my condolences and miss you a lot. :c
● I kissed you: "I FUCKING CALLED IT"
● I fell: Pick you up and take the booze away from you.
● I lived next door to you: We'll be the best of bros, bro.
● I showed up at your house: Ask you where you got my address.

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: ask to give it back nicely. With a knife.
● I was murdered: I'd go after your murderer.
● I cried: I would get down to you and tell you everything will be okay.
● I asked you to marry me: I don't think marriages via the internet can last.
● I was hospitalized: I'd get online and pin you with a bunch of questions. :V

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? As long as there's no touchy feely, I'm fine. I'm 16, after all. :V
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Of course.
● Hold my hand? It might be a bit awkward to others, but I'd oblige.
● Study with me? Yes. WE CAN LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD OR SOMETHING
● Cook for me? Sure, if you like overcooked pizza. :V
● Love me? A bromance, yeah.
● Date me? That's going too far. :|
● Have sex with me? BUT YOU POOP FROM THERE

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? FAF
● Describe me in three words. Funny; thoughtful; furfag
● What was your first impression of me? "I'm not going to look up to him like everyone else, but he seems cool."
● What do you think of me now? "Okay, I'll admit it: that furfag made me laugh."
● What reminds you of me? Foxes. :3
● Could you see us together forever? That really depends on the relationship we're talking about.
● When's the last time you saw me? A couple minutes ago on Skype. :V
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Dunno.

Why does everyone think I'm a drunk :C

you're young and very vocal when you drink it seems

Just a bit >_>

What if?~
● I died: I would be the saddest fox
● I kissed you: I would hit you rather fucking hard.
● I fell: I'd laugh and extend a hand
● I lived next door to you: FUCK YEAH
● I showed up at your house: What the hell are you doing here?

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: Shaaaaame
● I was murdered: I would be the saddest and most pissed off fox.
● I cried: I'd listen
● I asked you to marry me: FUCK NO SEAKING
● I was hospitalized: I'd say a prayer for you and wish for the best.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Yeah, you're cool.
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Yeah, I would.
● Hold my hand? No.
● Study with me? ONLY IF THERE'S CHOCOLATE COOKIES
● Cook for me? BWAHAHAHAHA actually yeah, I cook good food. You pay though.
● Love me? No.
● Date me? No.
● Have sex with me? FOR ALL THE BANANAS

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? Steam, I think it was Killing Floor
● Describe me in three words. Orange card fox.
● What was your first impression of me? eh's a pretty cool guy, shoots specimens and doesn't afraid of anything
● What do you think of me now? eh's a pretty cool fox, trolls furs and doesn't afraid of anything
● What reminds you of me? H&K
● Could you see us together forever? As friends, sure.
● When's the last time you saw me? NEVER CUS WE NEVER SAW EACH OTHER
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Yeah, and what others say for grins.

I'M SORRY WE NEVER SAW EACH OTHER I SHOULD'VE GIVEN YOU MY NUMBER :C

YES YOU SHOULD HAVE BUT OH WELL NEXT YEAR FGT!

YES WE SHALL HANG NEXT YEAR

What if?~
● I died: I would be sad
● I kissed you: I would slap you
● I fell: I'd help you up
● I lived next door to you: party tiems
● I showed up at your house: ^

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: I'd tell you to share if it wasn't stolen from me
● I was murdered: I'd kick the murderer's ass
● I cried: I'd help out the best I could
● I asked you to marry me: haha no
● I was hospitalized: I'd hope for the best

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? given a tight situation, yes, but no fiddle sticks
● Keep a secret if i told you one? yep
● Hold my hand? um...sure
● Study with me? most likely because I usually need help with homework :V
● Cook for me? yes. I love cooking
● Love me? in a heterosexual way
● Date me? no
● Have sex with me? only if you were wearing leather and had jumper cables

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? FAF
● Describe me in three words. TF2 slut fox
● What was your first impression of me? tbh, I thought you were an asskisser
● What do you think of me now? funny, pretty chill, fun guy
● What reminds you of me? Demoman, the TF2 and drinking part
● Could you see us together forever? as friends, probably
● When's the last time you saw me? AC
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? already did, govna

Ohbby leather and jumper cables <3

What if?~
● I died: I would be supper sad.
● I kissed you: Kind of surprised. Didn't think I would be the kind of girl you'd go for.
● I fell: Make sure you're okay and help you up.
● I lived next door to you: Bother you forever.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Be super confused but happy~
● I stole something: I would be disappointed.
● I was murdered: Probably cry for a few days.
● I cried: Comfort you the best I could.
● I asked you to marry me: I would have to decline cause I'm taken but would be faltered and surprised.
● I was hospitalized: Draw you lots and lots of art.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: Sure.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: Of course.
● Hold my hand?: *nods*
● Study with me?: Yep yep.
● Cook for me?: If you don't mind me improv cooking.
● Love me?" I do love you~
● Date me?: I probably would if I wasn't taken and if you lived closer.
● Have sex with me?: Ehhh, don't know about that one. I would draw that though.

~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:...... *glooms*
● Describe me in three words: Lovable, soft-hearted, and relaxed.
● What was your first impression of me?: That you were really understanding.
● What do you think of me now?: Around the same but you're super sweet too <3
● What reminds you of me?: Ace of Clubs actually...
● Could you see us together forever?: As friends sure <3
● When's the last time you saw me?: Never actually seen you.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: I posted it a long time ago so meh.

ohbby draw the sexytimes

.... God you know I will!

I DON'T THINK SO

.....

Challanged Accepted.

Oh god

Did I just seal my own horrid fate?

*shrugs* It's only if I ever get to it.

What if?~
● I died-I'd be sad, but I wouldn't and couldn't come to your funeral
● I kissed you-I'd be surprised and probably check to make sure I wasn't getting my slut foxes confused.:
● I fell:-I'd laugh.
● I lived next door to you:-I'd get know you better. You wouldn't live in Maryland. Really I got nothing'.
● I showed up at your house-I'd be surprised but I'd take you to a campus party or something.

unexpectedly:
● I stole something;-You'd be dead/
● I was murdered: It's because you stole something, so it'd be your own fault.
● I cried: I'd comfort. I'm good at that.
● I asked you to marry me: LAWL.
● I was hospitalized: I'd be sad, visit, and not pay the bill.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: Um. It'd be weird as hell. I don't think you'd molest me, but I'd feel awkward. Whatever though, we're both adults and I'm liberal a out that sort of thing.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: Yes. Not sure why you'd tell ME, but I would.
● Hold my hand?: Yes.
● Study with me?: Yes. I need all the help I can get too.
● Cook for me?: You don't want to eat my cooking. :(
● Love me? No.
● Date me? Lolno.
● Have sex with me? Lolwhut? NO!

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? Forums. You're actually the reason I joined. Saw you doing something ridiculous back when I was a lurker and decided to go ahead.
● Describe me in three words.: Few Sane Furries.
● What was your first impression of me?: That you were hilarious.
● What do you think of me now?: That you're hilarious, but that you're also sad.
● What reminds you of me?: Foxes that aren't gay.
● Could you see us together forever? NO.
● When's the last time you saw me?: Never. if this is IRL. I
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: No. I'm just doing this to amuse myself.

When you say "but also sad" do you mean sad as in pathetic or sad as in upset? D:

Sad as in, 'Full of sorrow and frequently beats himself up.' You should work on that. :D

Yeah I've been trying to work on that >_>

What if?~
● I died: Please don't.
● I kissed you: O_O
● I fell: hah.
● I lived next door to you: CRUNK PARTY
● I showed up at your house BLACK CRUNK PARTY

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: Put it back.
● I was murdered: You had it coming. :V
● I cried: Please don't.
● I asked you to marry me: lolno.
● I was hospitalized: Sure, I wouldn't mind visiting you.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? No.
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Duh.
● Hold my hand? What?
● Study with me? Dude, fuck that class and hit that bong.
● Cook for me? Yeah, if you only want eggs.
● Love me? Wait... like brotherly love or some shit?
● Date me? No.
● Have sex with me? Fuck no.

~More ~
● When and how did we meet?: On FAF.
● Describe me in three words. gun, guns, slutfox
● What was your first impression of me?: You like to shoot people.
● What do you think of me now?: I don't think you're a slut. :>
● What reminds you of me?: FAF
● Could you see us together forever? Nope. :P
● When's the last time you saw me? I've never seen you before....
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? I already made one before, but I know you're not gonna reply to mine. :<

Why do you think I like shooting people :|

I don't think you like shooting people now, that was my first impression. :P

'Cuz your name is Heckler & Koch. I didn't know you at first, I'm sorry. :<