Well, some pokemon are more unfortunate to be than others.

Like Dunsparce. I used to like them, but they're as useless as a Smeargle.

Man, Dunsparce is the coolest. It's my strongest Pokémon on HeartGold! :D

Dunsparce is top paraflincher in the UU metagame.

And, calling Smeargle useless is just straight up lolololololololol.

Access to Spore, Trick, U-turn, AND lunar Dance? Yeah, totally useless pokemon LOLOLOLOLOLL

I was joking about that. Smeargle is cool.

This journal made me lol out loud. (Yeah, laugh-out-loud out loud).

Gligars are like the ugly duckling of Zubats. Zubats become Golbats and Crobats which are alright but Gligars become that big ugly Gligar which I guess is still ugly but will beat the shit out of Crobat.

I came in 3rd in a local UU tier pokemon tournament. I use two Gligars in three of my teams. One's a beastly defensive toxic staller and the other is an all offensive one. (Acrobatics, plus Flight Gem = victory through the ages)

The two people who beat me are good friends of mine who also play, and they both use Baton Passing Yanma's with Hone Claws Durants. I was only person to beat them both at least one round, because I use Persian with Fake Out, Taunt and a Hariyama with Fake Out, Bullet Punch.

The offensive one is a shiny Gligar (which is blue) named Zubat. lolololol



Gliscor is neat. I have one with my OU sandstorm team, and she's a bully with her Sand Veil ability, plus Knock Off and Roost.
I named her Score Bat because my friends and I got high and watched an episode of pokemon and when Ash used Gliscor, it flew around (more like motion-tweened around, fucking, lazy anime) shouting "Score" so we giggled at that and thought it was trolling for booty.

That is awesome (: Gligar is like that kid no one likes but ends up being Bill Gates because he's that good. Also, Zubat is a fitting name for a blue Gligar.

Also, that animé part is funny! Hahaha.

I read back through my posts in this journal and I like how I nerd out with competitive jibber-jabber that's probably going over everyones' heads and then I wavedash into an embarrassing, personal anecdote.

Sorry, Confuzzled Wolf. I just hate seeing causal playing people knocking on Smeargle and Dunsparce and other pokemon when they are actually really good pokes.

(Seriously, Smeargle, OMG, too good)

I'm not Confuzzled Wolf but apology accepted. (: Haha. But for real, Smeargle is the best.

Yeah, but earlier in this journal, he was frontin' that "Smeargle is most useless because all mine knows is Strong Shot and Water Gun lolololo"
And, I just had to hike up my pants to my neck and go "now you listen here!"




I name all my pokemon after video game characters, comic book characters, other pokemon, or inside jokes. For example, I normally name my Smeargles either, Beat or YoYo after JSRF d00ds.