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B-birthday tiem???
18 years ago
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So my birthday is coming up on the 27th. I'm kind of excited but eh - I get to like, buy cigarettes and have legal sex. And vote.
I'm visiting a certiain special someone for the holidays! We're gonna go and sit around and watch movies and drive to Tillamook and cook and get shitty and play with his kitties and wrestle and CONQUER THE FUCKING WORLD
K Ima go make a pancetta and brie sammich and act all cultured.
... also I just read Twilight Watch and had like 50 orgasms.
Go read it. Seriously. Now.
I'm visiting a certiain special someone for the holidays! We're gonna go and sit around and watch movies and drive to Tillamook and cook and get shitty and play with his kitties and wrestle and CONQUER THE FUCKING WORLD
K Ima go make a pancetta and brie sammich and act all cultured.
... also I just read Twilight Watch and had like 50 orgasms.
Go read it. Seriously. Now.
You have to tell me when you go to buy your first 18+ item if they card you.
They NEVER card the first time, only like, three days after when you forget your license/ID at home! It's like a phenomenon of PHAIL!
Happy early Birthday!