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FURRIES! THERE IS AN ILLNESS RAMPANT AMONG US!
14 years ago
It's called.... FREEBRAGE.
It is possible you might have it!!
Look out for these key symptoms: a mislead sense of self importance, irrational feelings about entitlement to ALL TEH ARTS, feelings like the world will end if you don't get ALL TEH ARTS, and a need to lash out at anyone who gets free arts when you dont/the artist who did not give you teh free arts you are of course obvi for sure desu desu entitled to.
If you feel you may be suffering one or more of these symptoms, please seek help IMMEDIATELY... and by seek help I mean step off that self-righteous stool of entitlement and self importance and GET A LIFE.
FREEBRAGE is a very serious condition and often results in a downward spiral leading to death or worse - the banhammer and being ostracized by your community.
Fortunately FREEBRAGE is not contagious... however many weak willed furries have known to be susceptible when in the presence of someone who has FREEBRAGE.
It is a curable illness so if you have it, DON'T WORRY! There is medication to help you! RAEG-B-GONE can be prescribed by a real doctor (
dipper, PhD.) to help alleviate your symptoms and cure you of the disease. Side effects are mild paralysis, twitching, a sense of hopelessness, and diarrhea BUT at least your friends won't think you're an asshole anymore! Not to mention, scat is also a legitimate fetish!
Now that you have been educated about FREEBRAGE, spread the information. Awareness is power, people.
Original scientific research on FREEBRAGE published by
icee
It is possible you might have it!!
Look out for these key symptoms: a mislead sense of self importance, irrational feelings about entitlement to ALL TEH ARTS, feelings like the world will end if you don't get ALL TEH ARTS, and a need to lash out at anyone who gets free arts when you dont/the artist who did not give you teh free arts you are of course obvi for sure desu desu entitled to.
If you feel you may be suffering one or more of these symptoms, please seek help IMMEDIATELY... and by seek help I mean step off that self-righteous stool of entitlement and self importance and GET A LIFE.
FREEBRAGE is a very serious condition and often results in a downward spiral leading to death or worse - the banhammer and being ostracized by your community.
Fortunately FREEBRAGE is not contagious... however many weak willed furries have known to be susceptible when in the presence of someone who has FREEBRAGE.
It is a curable illness so if you have it, DON'T WORRY! There is medication to help you! RAEG-B-GONE can be prescribed by a real doctor (
dipper, PhD.) to help alleviate your symptoms and cure you of the disease. Side effects are mild paralysis, twitching, a sense of hopelessness, and diarrhea BUT at least your friends won't think you're an asshole anymore! Not to mention, scat is also a legitimate fetish! Now that you have been educated about FREEBRAGE, spread the information. Awareness is power, people.
Original scientific research on FREEBRAGE published by
icee
you've got the poison I've got the remedy....
(Totally wish there was a thumbs up icon...)
(Would of been perfect.)
(This statement said by a paid actor)
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE... ... YOU'RE WELCOME.
http://www.myfacewhen.net/view/125-great-success
they also complain about the anatomy in the free art they get
DISSATISFACTION EVEN WHEN THEIR NEED FOR FREE ART IS SATISFIED.
XD I had to repost, cause it was simply EPIC!
Also having termnal illinesses is a great way not only to grab attention but make people feel guilty enough to give them free things, only to find out later that they have been cured.
Which would lead us into the whole other special snowflake charater fursonnas that they came up with all on their own and HEAVEN forbid.. someone say otherwise!
I'd like to think that the vast majority unafflicted, though, and it's only a few bad apples that are spoiling it and exhibiting this "freebrage" outbreak. XD
AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE AN EXTREME CASE OF FREEBRAGE WHERE THEY ARE PROACTIVE IN THEIR SEARCH TO SATE THE SYMPTOMS OF THEIR HORRIBLE DISEASE BY SEARCHING OUT ARTISTS AND THEN EXPRESSING ANGER WHEN THE ARTISTS DO NOT WANT TO COMPLY.
The icon was done by
AND SPREAD DA KNOWLEDGE! (But don't forget to credit me as the original publisher of this scientific study! )
Also mustn't forget the random reasons people come up with for asking for it some times: birthdays, illnesses, personal loss, etc....
ALso thank you for giving me a case of the Ha-has!
LOL yeah I had to deal with one of these special snowflakes a bit ago. I'm dying but instead of doing something with my family etc i'm sitting on the internetz with grabby hands going *gimmie gimmie* I special.
Eeh if it wasn't for these type of people though there would be no need for wank Lulz communties and we can't like not have that!
I can has fee arts nao?? OH SHIT!! I'M INFECTED!!!!! SAVE MEEEEE!!
...right?
I hope you approve.
*Looks around herself,* Now where did i put those earplugs? Since the muzzle is over at Owner's place and too far a trip for now.
Ugh.