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Salad?
14 years ago
So, I'm over my mother's house, helping her with various housework she can't do anymore for health reasons, when she decides to make dinner. Enter brilliant conversation of the evening:
Mother: "I made salad for dinner! Go ahead and have some!"
Me: *opens tupperware container* "...That's just a bowl of lettuce."
Mother: "Yeah, that's what a salad is!"
Me: *facepalm*
On the plus side, she's not calling me fat like she usually does...Prolly because I'm eating "salad".
~Kyetsu
Mother: "I made salad for dinner! Go ahead and have some!"
Me: *opens tupperware container* "...That's just a bowl of lettuce."
Mother: "Yeah, that's what a salad is!"
Me: *facepalm*
On the plus side, she's not calling me fat like she usually does...Prolly because I'm eating "salad".
~Kyetsu
*instant salad*
*profit*
I guess that means my hamburgers come with salads on them. Score!