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samtheredheifer
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
In a purely fantasy sense, sure. In an actually-could-possibly-happen sense? No way. Married-corn.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Away from the evil fan of coldness.
4. Do you masturbate?
Occasionally.
5. How often? Lately?
Occasionally.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, never been offered.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, foreplay at least.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Infrequently, most of it is utter garbage. I write better stuff in the snow.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, preferably.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yup, my wife. -:)
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Some, but not nearly all.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Already chose.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Boobs, bellies, and butts.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Cancun, maybe?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Never really done anything unusual.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not really.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, color me unimpressed.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Eww, bars suck.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Not even close.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. What's your sexuality?
Terribly straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Foreplay, yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I have a membership card.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Of course.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
None of my own, no.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nothing significant.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Lots.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
That question is a bit flawed, but oral is definitely a form of sex.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Female-superior, forward or reverse.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Clothing/lingerie as foreplay.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, serial monogamist.
Rochndil, not really very exciting off-paper...
samtheredheifer1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
In a purely fantasy sense, sure. In an actually-could-possibly-happen sense? No way. Married-corn.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Away from the evil fan of coldness.
4. Do you masturbate?
Occasionally.
5. How often? Lately?
Occasionally.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, never been offered.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, foreplay at least.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Infrequently, most of it is utter garbage. I write better stuff in the snow.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, preferably.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yup, my wife. -:)
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Some, but not nearly all.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Already chose.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Boobs, bellies, and butts.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Cancun, maybe?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Never really done anything unusual.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not really.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, color me unimpressed.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Eww, bars suck.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Not even close.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. What's your sexuality?
Terribly straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Foreplay, yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I have a membership card.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Of course.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
None of my own, no.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nothing significant.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Lots.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
That question is a bit flawed, but oral is definitely a form of sex.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Female-superior, forward or reverse.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Clothing/lingerie as foreplay.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, serial monogamist.
Rochndil, not really very exciting off-paper...
