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lamb gyro european black market
14 years ago
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So there’s this place called Kronos by my house where I go for delicious gyros all the time. The only problem being that they have just beef - no lamb, the sweet baby flesh of the gods. I ask for lamb every time, just in case. It’s a super Greek place, owned by people straight outta Crete. My brother and I walk down there for his first time ever and he orders up two beef gyros. Suddenly…
Kostas (Owner): Where are you from?
Chris: Uh, I’m from Chicago.
Kostas: No, where in EUROPE are you from?
Chris: How did you… uh, Munich, in Germany.
Kostas: My wife is from Germany. I can tell, you have accent. I give you lamb gyro.
AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER GAVE CHRIS A DISCOUNTED LAMB GYRO. WHAT IS THIS SHIT. I ASK EVERY GOD DAMN TIME.
Kostas (Owner): Where are you from?
Chris: Uh, I’m from Chicago.
Kostas: No, where in EUROPE are you from?
Chris: How did you… uh, Munich, in Germany.
Kostas: My wife is from Germany. I can tell, you have accent. I give you lamb gyro.
AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER GAVE CHRIS A DISCOUNTED LAMB GYRO. WHAT IS THIS SHIT. I ASK EVERY GOD DAMN TIME.
OKAY YOU NEED A BEER STEIN AND SOME LEIDERHOSEN ASAP I CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR YOU
ALSO COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FACIAL HAIR MIGHT HELP
It doesn't matter where you come from, it matters where it looks like you've come from.
No shoes
No souvlaki,
Though apparently this is more like
No shirt
No obvious European heritage
No Gyro made the RIGHT way *trollface*