As those of you who have news channels have seen, the country i currently reside in has gone into total meltdown, the excuse being that coppers shot an unarmed man. The result is that every brain-dead thug this side of sparta has descended on a load of ares of london and surrounding area and torched it. Now they've declared, as the crowds are apparently calming down, or at least being a bit more sensible, that the guy did NOT fire his weapon, the weapon they weren't sure he had anyway, it was found after he was shot, and even his family are calming for these arsonist wankers to chill the fuck out and go home.

Now, i'm glad you listened world, but when i said 'this country needs a good riot' this is really not what i meant...