I'm bored as hell and ashamed to admit I'm stuck in a rut. I got like two fics that I really wanna get done, but every time I open the files to go write them, I stop and stare at the screen for about a minute before getting bored and browsing youtube. The problem I think is that I wanna something that I really wanna write. I mean I want to get those two fics done, but I'm not feeling them.

TL;DR: I wanna write something stupid, really stupid, that involves sex or some really fucked up (stupid) fetish. Problem is, I got too many. Can't decide. So someone, anyone request something weird, stupid, and/or potentially embarrassing and I may just write up something short for you, if I find it appealing anyway.



Edit: Picked something, sorta. Working on it as a collab effort with the requester.