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Why unicorns don't exist.

14 years ago

This note was found after The Great Flood:

Dammit, Noah, you said you were leaving at 3.

Fuck you, the Unicorns.

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Femboi Fennec

14 years ago

WHAT ABOUT THE DRAGONS?

Sequoia ~sequoia

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14 years ago

THE DRAGONS ARE STILL ALIVE
IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!

-Willifred- ~-willifred-

Art Whore

14 years ago

*appluase so loud its insane* Brilliant! But having worked at a circus for 4 years and seeing a real newspaper article about a unicorn at the Ringling Brother's Circus Id havta disagree! XP I was actually a real one horned horse. Genetic thing.

Sequoia ~sequoia

OP

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14 years ago

But the question is...is its feces rainbow?

-Willifred- ~-willifred-

Art Whore

14 years ago

... That wasn't in the article sadly!

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