The fuck, I submitted twelve pics this year. The shit is with that. I need to be less perfectionist and just faster in general or something. Boo Beav, boo.

There's this huge problem and that's when loved ones become zombies. I think zombie flick after zombie flick has dulled our zombie awareness. Let's think carefully about how genuinely horrifying a zombie encounter is:

1) Your stupid fucking loved one is a zombie now. Seeing the zombie reminds you of your time together in the past, and that you'll never be together in the future, because the zombie will eat you.

2) Everytime you THINK you've killed the undead hymen chomper they're gonna show up a day or two later since they can't die. And since they're zombies now, they don't realize that when they come back and bite you time after time, it really hurts. And hell, let's face it, you're not trying too hard to avoid them anyway.

3) Thinking of loved one zombies makes you hum Don't Look Back in Anger or Closing Time, honest to god, that's how crazy deep your affection is. But even if loved one zombie is unique to you, you're protein to it. So your L.O.Z feels about as deeply for you as it feels for the bogan next to you.

4) Zombie Jesus frowns on your zombie relationship anyway.

What's to be done about zombies then? You could move away from raccoon city and never look back, but you've made a lot of non-zombie friends there, and parting with all of them just isn't an option. It's draining when you've never been in quite the same position with any member of the undead before. Not dracula. Not frankenstein. Not even skeletor.

I need a mouthful of G virus. Is zombie a race in WoW? What am I thinking of... In closing, looks like it's back to Tokyo in April, and I need klaxons or shitdisco immediately in my headphones.