PLEASE re-post this as your journal if you know someone who has been eaten by penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by penguins. Another 28% won't because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Penguin Apocalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post. Don't let fire-breathing, people eating penguins happen to you!