There ya go! X3

Chuck Norris would cry hearing this... We love you for the fact you don't have to draw shit that you don't want to and still have almost 2000 people watching your gallery. In short you rock, cock or not.

butbutbutbut I REALLY WANT to draw Lux with a ten inch raging hard-on getting boned by someone else's char as fanart.





seriously though, I do really, really appreciate hearing that. <3

I mean it, you have a completely unique style that is distinguishable even in the thumbnails. I can spot your work in a crowd and know its yours.

That is talent.

Lol

This is the best plan.

Wait up and I'll join you.

we should do collabs.

and both upload the progress images and crosslink to one another. we'll ensnare so many more people that way. 8D

DOUBLE RAINBOOBS ALL THE WAY.

I've been following you. Just cause I like the stuff you already draw. So...draw that. I don't think I know any popfurs. at all. Superficially or otherwise. But I know some cool people. And that seems better.

awwww, thank-you. <333

I'm not really going to change up the content of my art; I'm just being sarcastic and silly. xD

I figured. But occasional reassurance isn't a bad thing.

And giant penises. And lots of anal sex should do the trick~

I was thinking anal sex with penises big enough to WIPE OUT ENTIRE CITIES. <3

As long as they are inserted into normal sized anuses! That somehow just take the whole thing!

Cause that's how it always works

but of course; macro dongs are like those collapsible spyglasses.

"Collapsible spyglasses"? Sooo...what year did you walk in from? 1878?

have a problem with someone who's 133 years old? >8(

These youngsters nowadays, eh?

I don't know, you have almost 2,000 watchers...I have only 250. :(

But insane amounts of porn is always appreciated. ;P

*absorbs your 250 watchers into my collective* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!




but yeah, just having a laugh at the expense of those who draw porn, not because they really enjoy doing so, but because it'll get them more attention.
and Calvin and Hobbes is awesome. <3

Noooooo I need those watchers! D8

lol Yeah, I do teh pr0nz once in a while, but that's just when I feel like drawing something raunchy. lol

Also, yes. I actually have all of the Calvin and Hobbes books on my computer! :D

heck, even I've drawn teh pr0nz before, but like you said, because I felt like it. xD

and nice! =D my brother gave me the box collection for my birthday. those books literally depict my childhood. xD

lol My life is more like Jeremy's from Zits. ;P

Draw pornos, otherwise you will have lost a business opportunity.

you seem to have an eye for my missed business ventures...

No, I need more followers! I have, like... 70.

You have a bazillion trillion googol at least. SO SHUT UP I HATE YOU NOW.

/unwatch

I don't even know how many followers I have. SHOWS HOW MUCH I'M IN TUNE WITH PEOPLE WHO CARE ENOUGH TO LOOK AT MY SHIT

but seriously though you deserve all the ones you have ububuh because your art's always been inspiring and unique

You have 438 watchers, one stalker and THIS ANVIL FFFFFFF




:B

wait who's the stalker
not another one fuck

Iiiiii'm outside you house right now!

Good thing I live in an apartment then.

Iiiim climbing in your window!!

$100 spent on that infinite ladder was best investment ever! It's a bitch to carry around though..

You're snatchin' his people up,
Tryin' t' rape 'em,
So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

nuuuu don't!

yoooou are going to have to be put in the dark closet till you find how wrong you are being >:o

oooh... kinky. I love being able to prod about dark corners and crevasses.

who said you were going to be able to poke around? *gets the rope and duct tape* >:3

please be gentle. D=






but not too gentle. xD

... ok that is more kinky than what i was thinking earlier o.o;

It's funny because I had a phase where I did a load of porn submissions in close succession in a desperate bid for favs... and then it didn't work and I somehow ended up less popular overall.

Defying trends like a baws I guess :B

that's because you didn't submit daily porn.

everyone knows you need to submit porn at least once or twice per day.
plus your anatomy is too good for furry porn. needs moar broken legs and stomach/hip dicks.
and you don't whore out your character enough. needs to be drawn boning/getting boned by really, really popular people's chars and posted as gift art. nothing says you love and admire someone like randomly drawing your character fucking theirs.

I see the error of my ways and am now fully prepared to submit a wave of grotesque badly drawn popufur crap

Brb doing that

I double-dog dare you to slash two popufurs-

















-who utterly hate one another.

I don't actually know any popfurs or any of the history behind them

Gogogo find two for me or something.

'neer and Allan, gogogo

that'd actually probably get you banned lmfao

(I'm joking on that)

Well shit, son, now I gotta do it. Geary double dared me an all.

If you seriously did that I would probably die laughing

That'll do it x3

Uploaded tons of porn, only got fifty or so watchers.

I have calculated that getting to about 1000 (500+ from now) watchers I would need to spend about $3000 on porn commissions to submit about 60 pieces of art. For clean art I would have to spend about twice as much as that to get twice as much art to get the same number of watchers. Which, looking at my submission and watcher counts, is about right.

Tales from someone who has gone down this path and can't take it back now. D:

Bribe an FA admin with flying/guns/otter porn?

(totally kidding!)

orrrr are you? 8D

frig. I actually haven't drawn an otter in soooo long.

Do it! With feeshes....

Yep. The Otter admins are taking over.

Alright, but we really need some ghost shit pictures. That's right they need eat random ghosts, and shit them out. Cause, it happens all the time in real life.

GHOSTS ARE JUST FUCKING YUMMY AS FUCK, I MEAN I WISH WE COULD JUST SHOVE THE GHOST BACK IN OUR ASSES AND THEN RE EAT THEM FUCKERS, ITS LIKE eating a bag of... fucking skittles, and melted m&m's mixed together......




OH YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH JESUS FUCKING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...


*smokes a cig*

I hope nope no one thought I was actually serious.....its just... one of the things I've seen that's haunted me for awhile..

Start a cult.