Hello FurAffinity,

I just wanted to give y’all a heads up that I’m going on vacation Saturday and will be away for a week. I’m not sure if I’ll have access to the internet during that time, but I may be more scarce than usual. Before I go, I’ll leave you with a story I wrote over the past couple days in an effort to break through my recent bout of writer’s block. I have more material in the works, but I’ve lacked the drive to finish anything lately. Maybe a week at the beach will help. We’ll see.

And, as a bonus:

Ten Things

1. I still live at home with my parents.
2. I don’t like spaghetti. I find it inefficient.
3. I had six wisdom teeth removed in a single operation. When I woke up from anesthesia, my first word was in a fictional language. My mouth was full of cotton, so it didn’t really matter.
4. People always tell me I speak with an unusual accent. I’ve even been told that by an Australian and by people whose first language isn’t English.
5. I’ve never had a broken bone.
6. I went to Catholic school from first through eighth grade.
7. I cannot wink with my left eye.
8. I dislike profanity and hyperbole.
9. I will carry around an empty aluminum can until I can find a recycling bin rather than throw it in the trash.
10. 9 3-1-14 18-5-1-4 20-8-9-19 23-9-20-8-15-21-20 14-5-5-4-9-14-7 1 11-5-25.

Decimally yours,
11-9-14-20-15