I'm open for comissions... AGAIN!
14 years ago
FA USERS, REMEMBER!
Comments>Favourites>Watches - that's the way I roll and like to
be... rolled. ;)
- Commissions are OPEN (three slots!) -
- Art Trades are OPEN (one slot!) -
- Requests are CLOSED -
- CONTEST is AVALIABLE and OPEN(read below)
SLOTS
COMISSIONS :
1.
zekkykins - one full color picture(sketch done, working on the rest)2.
lilly-starchild &
electricfox777 - joint commish, one full color pic.(FINISHED - on Lilly's Account or on Electricfox777 Account)3.
ItCanBeYou!ART TRADE:
1.
ItCanBeYou!CONTEST
The first contest in, I hope, series of contests is called :
"Tell a joke and join the team"
I'm thinking about having a group picture of 4-8 max characters either
posing or simply doing various stuff together. It'd be a clean picture, no
yiff and all that adult cartoon magic. If you want to have your character in
it, all you have to do is to "tell a joke".
Which means you need to write a joke here, in comments section, that would
make me laugh or smile. Be aware, I know many jokes and my sense of humour
is often crude and rude. Racist, sexist, offensive - right up my alley. But that doesn't
mean I can't smile at tame, but clever one.
One person, one character, maximum three jokes.
Yes, furries, furfags, pr0n lovers or just some random people who happen to like pr0n art but are to shy to admit to it and pretend being here only for "clean" art(as if I'd believe you!) - Pangaean-2[/b]([i]that'd be me) is open for COMISSIONS!
And one Art Trade.
But, first things first and by that I mean some rules and other boring crap.
1.
I'm a young adult and that means I'm busy with life in one way or another. So, I do not always have time nor will to draw furry pr0n & co in my free time. I just like to sit down on my arse, power up my PC and play New Vegas, for example(also, expect me to be gone 4EVA when Deus Ex 3 will hit the shelves - and then - 11.11.11 - SKYRIM!), read a fukken book to feel like a cultural and inteligent person(even if that's some cliched hard fantasy with lot's of blood, boobs and swords), take a walk or hit the bottle with/without my friends. My comic suffers from the lack of updates because of that thing, my gallery lacks major shietload of updates that could be, because of it.
SO(you're still with me? I love to digress), I have to put a leash on myself and a restraining order on some of you folks, that are willing to pay me money for what you'd like to see. That's what for SLOTS will be. There are only THREE slots for now and there is no 1st the best rule - I'll handpick the best ideas that I'd be comissioned. Why is that, you may ask? It's unfair, you may ask, because how my pinup/simple fukk idea can be any original? Well, it can be original but if it ISN'T original then please do not be suprised that I don't want to draw nudes or nudes fukkin' themselves over and over again. That's why I'll take the comfort of picking the ideas for myself.
There is also one slot free for an Art Trade - same thing as for comissions - the best idea would be picked. From my side, I'm not original - the art trader will have to pick one of the characters from my comic and draw them anyway, CLEAN WAY, they want.
2. PRICES. Prices are still the same... for now. After these three commissions will be done, there'll be a a raise within the prices. Why? Because I'm busy guy, like I wrote, and spending my free time on drawing other people ideas isn't always fun and cherries. Thus, I need a sweetener to it sometimes, and the best sweetener would be a promise of a few bucks more.
3. PROCESS OF COMMISSIONING stays the same - first, I agree on your idea. After some time I'll send you a rough sketch for confirmation/declination/alterations that you want to be done. If I'll get the green light, you can start saving your pocket money because when you'll recieve a note/e-mail from me that the piece is finished, then and ONLY then you'll have to pay me. DO NOT send me money beforehand because that's not the way I do things and I WILL NOT feel obliged to speed up the process or even give you a refund if you'll feel that the process is taking too long.
And if you've commissioned me, gave me a green light after seeing sketch and will decline when I'll ask on the payment, I won't be mad. You just won't get your piece and you'll be never able to commission another picture from me again. MAYBE if you'd be willing to pay for the piece you haven't pay beforehand and that'd mean you'll have to pay double the original price. Trust is a must, I have it towards my clients and I respect their trust towards me. Otherwise, snip, no more cake from me and if you'll piss me off by making a drama you may one day find your beloved fursona eating ecscrements and delivering few while having nipples that also shat things that certaintly won't be bricks, on some random imageboard. And believe me - someone will drop few bricks when he'll see it.
It's my little insurance, I hope that you don't mind it. :D
4. THE PACKAGE and THE TERMS OF USE. After I'll get the monies you won't recieve a picture - you'll recieve THREE or EVEN MORE pictures at a price of ONE! Yowza! ;)
Explenation - you'll recieve one rar archive with three pictures - sketch, lineart and fully finished piece. Additionally, if you'd like, I may include shaded lineart and flat-colored picture.
Terms of use - first off, I don't post comissioned pieces on my profile - it's you who comissioned it and it's your rights to reap favourites out of it. STILL if you'd try to reap fame from it without giving me a credit - or worse - to reap money from it - I'd be very, very pissed and it may have the same results as those stated in the last paragraph of point no. 3. You may post the comissioned picture on any furry oriented imageboard only if my signature will be visible. I think that's quite easy understandable.
5. CONTESTS. A new thing for me, but I though, what the heck. I'll be organising some contests from time to time and there'll be rules for them and all that mojo explained in the CONTEST section at the top of my journals. As you may see, there is one right now, so you may try your luck or tell your friends about it. It's also a first one, so I'll see if this thing will fly.
Whew. That was a long post, but I like making long posts, full of rants, details, etc.
Thanks for your attention and untill the next time!
FA+

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” " -Que Drum Roll-
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” "
Here's an example of what I consider a smile-worthy joke :
"When I saw all the niggers rioting on Tottenham high street, I found a safe place to hide where I knew they wouldn't go.
The Job Centre."
or something that makes me laugh out loud :
"Didn't help myself in court yesterday.
I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy.""
I'm a horrible, horrible person. :D
Another example :
"I burst into the bank yesterday.
"Everyone down on the floor," I screamed, pointing my hand through my jacket. "I've got a gun in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it."
"Can't you see I'm black? You lying cunt!" The manager snapped. "I can smell that fucking banana from here."
"Hey, you wanna go in for a couple of cold ones?""
Wasn't bad, but I wouldn't call it good either. Don't know about the version you're talking about,
but for me, Virtua Fighter 5 steals the candle.
1. It's for PS2 and PSP, which I don't have.
2. It's full of rap, a genere which I don't like(and that was pretty much also the downside of ICON)
3. It's deeply rooted in hip-hop culture, which I despise(same goes for ICON).
"So, Pokemon Black came out this weekend.
Gotta Catch Jamal."
Sure, I draw furry stuf, but I don't identify myself with that... fandom.
BUT, if you're asking for non-furry related jokes :
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. "
Man, I'm going to hell. With furries & co.
Still, dem wimmenz love peadophilia/racist/sexist jokes! Those red hand-slap marks on my face can't say otherwise! :D
Ok., I'm going out for a smoke(don't like to smoke inside). Thus, I'll leave you with a joke :
"You know that there's something wrong with your country when you can't call homosexual a fag and smoke a fag indoors."
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream amd scratch at the top of his coffin.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a woman.