Another one I took from  RandomBox and modified for myself... ready for it?

REAL NAME: William M. Krueger

1) Your gangsta name (first two letters of first name, end with izzle)
WIIZZLE (epic fail)

2) Detective name (Favorite color and animal)
BLUE WOLF (Oh yeah! XD)

3) Your StarWars name (first 3 letters in First name and first 2 in Last name)
WILER (whoa what?)

4) Your Superhero name (2nd favorite color and favorite drink)
BLACK MOUNTAIN DEW (hehe has a ring to it..)

5) Your witness protection name (parent's middle names)
MICHAEL LYNN (What the...?)

6) Goth name (Black followed with pet name)
BLACK HERMAN (EPIC FAIL!!!)

7) Japanese name (first two letters of first name followed by Ruto)
WURUTO (hmmm... interesting)

8) Pirate name ( Captain followed by middle name)
CAPTAIN MICHAEL (not intimidating but... eh)

Well... that was a fail... oh well...