We all know that our second names names come from somewhere. Many people in the states can trace their family to European nations, Irish,French, German, Italian, British and yada yada.

Today I just found out I have French and Spanish blood. Which makes sense since my Grandmother was Withe and had blue eyes. So why am I brown with dark eyes? I look like a guy from India. And a lot of people had mistaken me for some buddy from Bombay. What the heck?

Phony good for nothing names