"Reindeer Love" (updated December 10, 2006)

(new lyrics by Actaeon; sung to the tune of "Radar Love" by Golden
Earring)

I've been flyin' all night, mittens cold on the reins
Been up and down chimneys (you know the refrain)
In the sleigh, I'm starin' at the view up front
It's an airborne octet of caribou cunt

Soon I get horny and my buckle starts to bulge
My team sees my ardor and they yearn to indulge
I don't need a bucket at all
We've got a thing that's called Reindeer Love
I'm fond of deer derriere...Reindeer Love

As the radio plays some Christmas song
Lappland labia milk my schlong
Their silken hips caress my thighs
Soon I'm planting my seed under starry skies

If I get tired, and my dick has had enough
I'll plant my fuzzy face into some Rangifer muff
I don't need no J-Lube at all
We've got a thing that's called Reindeer Love
I can get high in the sky...Reindeer Love

On Dasher, in Dancer, up Prancer and Vixen
Four more left now, pussies all glist'nin'
Santa is straight, have no doubt
So a throbbing Rudolph has to rub one out

While the radio plays that Christmas tune
Santa Claus is getting some poon
While piano plinks and banjo strums
This jolly old Reindeer Lover comes

Ev'ry Christmas Eve, while my wife's stuck at the Pole
I warm the cockles of my heart in eight furry holes
I don't need a Playboy at all
We've got a thing that's called Reindeer Love
We fly the friendliest skies
We've got a thing that's called Reindeer Love
We've got a thing that's called Reindeer Love