Well, what is Christmas without a Christmas story. Should I go to the classic story from the bible, or the other classic story from I dun know what his face was, but you all know it. about the fellow who got visited by the 3 christmas ghost. You know ill juz mix them up a bit.


A long long long long long long time ago a lil super baby was born for he would be the savier of the world. He was the son of god. and so the realm of the dead were commanded to show him his people history, present and future. And so when clock stroke midnight the first ghost appeared. He was a lil tiny racoon, or atleast he showed himself as a racoon. God knows what he really was. . . but back to the story I guesse. The Racoon toke the lil Super baby and brought him back in time. So after a quick diperchange the landed where Mozes was fighting for his people to be released by the egypts. The Racoon told the lil super baby: "This is what Christmas was all about before you came to earth" and the baby replied: "iggy iggy boo?". Soon the racoon relized how pointless his visit was, especially when the lil super baby got hold of his tail. So the Racoon tagged out and gave turn to the ghost of Christmas Present. This ghost was a Jolly Lemur. She decided to show the lil Super baby what was happening right now. So she started showing the baby why he was so important. First they went to a bunch of sheppards who got sang to by some angels, and when they heard that is was a singing telegram and the angels wanted money now, they just moved on quickly and went to 3 family friends or so it seemed because they had gifts for the baby. One brought Gold, the second brought mirre, and the last one brought some nice babycloths and wooden blocks to play with. So the baby asked the lemur: "Whats up with the mirre and the gold? Theres no way a baby like me got any use for that!!!" The lemur took the point and gave the ghost of christmas future a shot. This ghost was a strict and powerfull lookin tiger. and the tiger took him to where he died. and how his believers died in the roman arenas and finally to the christmas as we know it. and showed how many believers he now has. but the lil super baby just sawa people unwrappin gifts and heard them singin songs to a fellow named Santa Claus. So in his mind he decided something. and he said to the tiger: "I have seen enough, please take me back home." And so it was done. and when his parents woke up the next day they saw the lil super babys bed was empty. well not entirely, they saw a note. and in the note it says: "I've seen my future and it just makes people suffer, and in the end theres no use for me anyway because an other person shows up that teaches them what I want to teach as well"

Now that was a sad and unsuspected and to the story. . . even I didnt see that coming